Th3Master Posted September 27, 2018 Share Posted September 27, 2018 M-aș mira, cine ar vrea un copil handicapat ca mine Ce ai face dacă ai afla că maica-ta este lesbiana Quote Link to comment
Jigsaw. Posted September 27, 2018 Share Posted September 27, 2018 I-as spune lui taicameo. :)) Ce ai face daca ti-ar lua PC-ul foc? Quote Link to comment
Th3Master Posted September 27, 2018 Share Posted September 27, 2018 Infarct Ce ai face dacă ai deveni peste noapte bogat Quote Link to comment
Jigsaw. Posted September 27, 2018 Share Posted September 27, 2018 Mi-as cumpara alta masina in primul rand si dupa as vedea eu. Ce ai face daca s-ar inchide linkmania? Quote Link to comment
Th3Master Posted September 28, 2018 Share Posted September 28, 2018 Nu ma mai joc SA:MP Ce ai face daca te-ar invada un prizonier scapat din inchisoare? Quote Link to comment
Jigsaw. Posted September 28, 2018 Share Posted September 28, 2018 As incerca sa ripostez.. Ce ai face daca ai pica bacul? Quote Link to comment
Th3Master Posted September 29, 2018 Share Posted September 29, 2018 Beau o bere Ce ai face dacă ți s-ar propune să dansezi intr-un show la televizor? Quote Link to comment
Jigsaw. Posted September 30, 2018 Share Posted September 30, 2018 As refuza :)) Ce ai face daca nu s-ar mai produce bere? Quote Link to comment
Th3Master Posted October 2, 2018 Share Posted October 2, 2018 Proteste Ce ai face dacă te-ai trezi fată? Quote Link to comment
Damyconstd Posted October 2, 2018 Share Posted October 2, 2018 M-as culca la loc. Ce ai face daca ai castiga la loto? Quote Link to comment
Th3Master Posted October 3, 2018 Share Posted October 3, 2018 Cumpăr bere Ce ai face dacă rămâi la școală pt totdeauna? Quote Link to comment
talentatu27 Posted October 13, 2018 Share Posted October 13, 2018 Am ramas deja :)) Plang. Ce ai face daca primesti o trotineta electrica? Quote Link to comment
Den1s.King Posted October 20, 2018 Share Posted October 20, 2018 O arunc Ce ai face daca ti-ar da tie taicatu masina ( bmw i8)? Quote Link to comment
talentatu27 Posted October 21, 2018 Share Posted October 21, 2018 - i-as baga benzina/motorina - Ce ai faca da maine gasesti un portofel cu 584 lei 77 bani buletin si permis pe strada? Quote Link to comment
dragonul Posted October 22, 2018 Share Posted October 22, 2018 M-as considera sarac.. Ce ai face daca ai fi caine? Quote Link to comment
Aquartigri Posted October 22, 2018 Share Posted October 22, 2018 As dormi toata ziua. Ce ai face daca ai fi presedinte? Quote Link to comment
dragonul Posted October 25, 2018 Share Posted October 25, 2018 Probabil nimic, pentru ca presedintele nu poate face nimic daca parlamentul nu este de acord. Ce ai face daca te-ai indragosti de-o musca? Quote Link to comment
Ivona Lupu Posted October 31, 2018 Share Posted October 31, 2018 Apartament bantuit? Stiu ca odata a pus cineva la o descriere pe Flatfy ca are un apartament bantuit pe care vrea sa-l inchirieze( parca pe https://flatfy.ro/apartamente-de-inchiriat-bucuresti-ferentari ).Normal ca m-as imprieteni cu fantomele de acolo, dar sa nu fie de culoare, hehe... Quote Link to comment
Aquartigri Posted October 31, 2018 Share Posted October 31, 2018 Daca m-as indragosti de o musca as lasa-o libera. Ce ai face daca ai putea sa citesti mintile? Quote Link to comment
Cannabiz Posted November 7, 2018 Share Posted November 7, 2018 Daca as putea sa citesc mintile as face foarte multi bani Ce ai face daca au avea un pistol ? Quote Link to comment
BFromHell Posted November 8, 2018 Share Posted November 8, 2018 L-as topi si mi-as face o brata gravata. Make love not war. Ce ai face daca te-ai trezi la propria inmormantare? Quote Link to comment
056dllexe Posted November 9, 2018 Share Posted November 9, 2018 Un infarct presupun. Ce ai face daca ai castiga 1.000.000E la lotto si nu ai mai gasii biletul? Quote Link to comment
Cannabiz Posted November 25, 2018 Share Posted November 25, 2018 As petrece non stop Ce ai face daca ai fi un presedinte ? Quote Link to comment
DeanNG Posted November 25, 2018 Share Posted November 25, 2018 As legaliza marijuana Ce ai face daca te-ar ameninta mafiotii? Quote Link to comment
Th3Master Posted November 26, 2018 Share Posted November 26, 2018 Aș încerca să rezolv problema Ce ai face dacă ți-ai găsii iubita cu altul în pat? Quote Link to comment