Corlea Posted May 14, 2019 Share Posted May 14, 2019 (edited) Acum 8 minute, Blackout99 a spus: Mi-as cumpara o masina si un hotel Ce ai face daca ai fi falit? As cere niste bani la parinti si dupa care m-as duce la munca, simplu .¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Ce ai face daca n-ai putea sa retii informatia bine? Edited May 14, 2019 by Corlea 1 1 Quote Link to comment
BIGG Posted May 14, 2019 Share Posted May 14, 2019 Raman asa cu ea neretinuta. Ce ai face daca te-ar exmatricula? Quote Link to comment
Blackout99 Posted May 17, 2019 Share Posted May 17, 2019 M-as duce la alta scoala. Ce ai face daca esti un sarpe? Quote Link to comment
BIGG Posted May 19, 2019 Share Posted May 19, 2019 M-as schimba Ce ai face daca ai muri de cald? Quote Link to comment
MrAmericanDream Posted May 20, 2019 Share Posted May 20, 2019 As face un dus rece. Ce ai face daca ai putea sa calatoresti in timp? Quote Link to comment
Blackout99 Posted May 20, 2019 Share Posted May 20, 2019 M-as duce in viitor sa vad ce fac Ce ai face daca ai fii batran? Quote Link to comment
BIGG Posted May 20, 2019 Share Posted May 20, 2019 As duce o viata linistita. Ce ai faca daca te-ar prinde ploaia cu grindina cand esti pe afara? Quote Link to comment
MrAmericanDream Posted May 20, 2019 Share Posted May 20, 2019 M-as ascunde undeva pana se opreste ploaia. Ce ai face daca, pentru o zi, ai avea sexul schimbat? Quote Link to comment
BIGG Posted May 22, 2019 Share Posted May 22, 2019 M-as uita in oglinda sa vad cum arat. Ce ai face daca ti-ai pierde telefonul in metrou? Quote Link to comment
MrAmericanDream Posted May 23, 2019 Share Posted May 23, 2019 As incerca sa il caut, chit ca sansele sunt aproape zero ca sa il gasesc. Ce ai face daca ai fi presedinte? Quote Link to comment
Blackout99 Posted May 23, 2019 Share Posted May 23, 2019 As astepta sa imi vina salariul de presedinte :)) Ce ai face daca maine ar fi ultima ta zi? Quote Link to comment
BIGG Posted May 23, 2019 Share Posted May 23, 2019 As sta cu cei dragi. Ce ai face daca ar curge vin la robinet? Quote Link to comment
Seth. Posted May 24, 2019 Share Posted May 24, 2019 Nu a-si mai cumpara de la magazin. Ce ai face daca nu ar mai exista tigari? Quote Link to comment
BIGG Posted May 24, 2019 Share Posted May 24, 2019 Nu fumez, deci nu m-ar afecta. Ce ai face daca te-ar da ai tai afara din casa? Quote Link to comment
MrAmericanDream Posted May 25, 2019 Share Posted May 25, 2019 M-as duce la un prieten. Ce ai face azi stiind ca vei muri maine? Quote Link to comment
Aggressive_Reaction Posted May 25, 2019 Share Posted May 25, 2019 As bea pana mor. Ce ai face cu un milion? Quote Link to comment
ZaJayZ Posted May 25, 2019 Share Posted May 25, 2019 I as pune la inmultit Ce ai face daca pentru o zii,casa ta ar fii in completa seceta? Quote Link to comment
Seth. Posted May 25, 2019 Share Posted May 25, 2019 M-asi duce la casa altuia. Ce ai face daca nu ar mai exista dulciuri? Quote Link to comment
MrAmericanDream Posted May 25, 2019 Share Posted May 25, 2019 As incerca sa le inlocuiesc cu altceva. Ce ai face daca ai ajunge la inchisoare pe nedrept? Quote Link to comment
BIGG Posted May 25, 2019 Share Posted May 25, 2019 As claca. Ce ai face daca ai muri de cald? Quote Link to comment
MrAmericanDream Posted May 26, 2019 Share Posted May 26, 2019 M-as racori cu o bere rece. Ce ai face daca ai fi vedeta? Quote Link to comment
BIGG Posted May 28, 2019 Share Posted May 28, 2019 As cheltui banii pe care ii fac ca vedeta. Ce ai face daca te-ar parasi iubitul/iubita? Quote Link to comment
MrAmericanDream Posted May 29, 2019 Share Posted May 29, 2019 Probabil ca voi sta singur o perioada. Ce ai face daca ai fi admin pe serverul de SAMP? Quote Link to comment
BIGG Posted May 31, 2019 Share Posted May 31, 2019 As renunta la functie pentru ca nu am vrut niciodata si e o bataie de cap. Ce ai face daca ar incepe un cutremur puternic? Quote Link to comment
MrAmericanDream Posted May 31, 2019 Share Posted May 31, 2019 As incerca sa imi salvez viata. Ce ai face daca ai fi amenintat cu un pistol? Quote Link to comment