Tigressa Posted December 25, 2005 Share Posted December 25, 2005 m-as ascunde cu cainele sub canapea...poate de caini le e frik...si dak le e frik de el o sa-l plimb in toata lumea and save the world mwahahahhaa dak nu.....then i`ll die Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raul Posted December 25, 2005 Share Posted December 25, 2005 Asi da cu extraterestru de podea pana zice piua si dak nu poate zice asta e Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
{JM}Alex Lifetaker Posted December 29, 2005 Author Share Posted December 29, 2005 Inca o idee:ma duc la cea mai apropriata baza militara, pun mana pe o arma, si ma duc sa hacuiesc extraterestrii. DEEEAATH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSlayer Posted January 17, 2006 Share Posted January 17, 2006 Liceul meu e langa o unitate militara :> Si daca e sa ma atace .. pac iau cheile de la masina lu tata, sar pe geam, fac o miscare rambo style cazand spectaculos pe capota(bineinteles, fara sa o stramb ) as baga picioru pe pedala, lovesc cu 200 KM/H cativa ET in drum spre liceu, si de aici : 2 variante 1) daca nu e in timpul saptamanii, opresc langa si dau alarma la militaru de la unitate (tot timpu` e unu "de paza") si el "da mai departe vestea" la restu vin za americans si pac pac cu toti. 2) daca e in timpul saptamanii, aplic var.1 dar opresc si la liceu dupa si injur profesorii. Daca americanii nu`i pac pac, macar sa mor fericit Sry ca am "trezit la viata" topicu dar era pre amuzant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark-Boy Posted January 17, 2006 Share Posted January 17, 2006 M-as ascunde yn casa cu fata yn calculator.Doar!e sfarsitu lumii. Si daca ar veni unu yn camere(pls nu ma omora acu, mai lasama 5 minute la calculator) Si daca ar trece cele 5 min as face masacru pe langa mine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EPSILON Posted January 17, 2006 Share Posted January 17, 2006 M-as ascunde yn casa cu fata yn calculator.Doar!e sfarsitu lumii.Si daca ar veni unu yn camere(pls nu ma omora acu, mai lasama 5 minute la calculator) Si daca ar trece cele 5 min as face masacru pe langa mine LOOOL ma eu sunt curios asa daca chiar s-ar intampla ca in War of the worlds si ar fi o invazie daia ce ati face ?? chiar ati glumi asa ?? Va spun eu ati fugi cu o viteza de nu ati mai fugit niciodata ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark-Boy Posted January 17, 2006 Share Posted January 17, 2006 Cred ca ai dreptate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scrimeor2006 Posted January 28, 2006 Share Posted January 28, 2006 Ma joc cu gaina si dau si la ei Gripa Aviara! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
***COBR@*** Posted January 28, 2006 Share Posted January 28, 2006 Mi-as da papagalul afara din cusca as intra in locul lui si acolo m-as . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
{JM}Alex Lifetaker Posted January 30, 2006 Author Share Posted January 30, 2006 LOL LOL la ultimele 2 posturi... u bird-lovers ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 5th Element Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 Ma joc cu gaina si dau si la ei Gripa Aviara! LOL LOL ontopic : cred ca as fugi pana gasesc un loc unde sa ma ascund.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c3nz0r Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 i-as invita la un meci de CS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anakin_Theo Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 i-as invita la un meci de CS lolololoi!! EU......ash luat calculatoru, l-ash muta, ash lua ciocanu, si in capete ash da Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wonderer Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 da da cum zice c3nzor ii invitam la un cs sau la un Mu ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest coby_ray Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 Ma bag in seama cu ei poate ma cruta, plec din Romania, ma fac raspunzator pentru Europa in problemele lor si o sa am si femei multe. Oricum daca au ajuns la noi sunt mult mai inteligenti si nu mai avem nici o sansa. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sKiLL_™ Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 as sta in spate si as rade de capurile lor ciudate si verzi or ... I might just give them a hug or ... I might just invite them to a cigar or ... I might just them or ... I might just lead them to my math teacher Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scrimeor2006 Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 mah dak dau gripa aviara shi la ei mor draq shi ei shi nu mai invadeaza pamantu ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EPSILON Posted February 3, 2006 Share Posted February 3, 2006 Daca o alta rasa ar ataca pamantul v-ar distruge pe toti cu tot cu glumele voastre Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Muci Posted February 3, 2006 Share Posted February 3, 2006 hmmm...nush exact ce as face..dar un singur lucru i-l stiu... m-as duce dupa profa mea de drept.... ce bunaciuneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee , s-a terminat si in legatura cu "ailians" .. le-as da o iarba... i-as droga ^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel092 Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 eu as: 1.ascunde claculatorul 2.le-as da mita si le-as spune sa ma lase in pace Si daca nu vor sa ma lase in pace i-as (asta daca mai am timp inainte sa ma ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raul Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 da da cum zice c3nzor ii invitam la un cs sau la un Mu ) pai dak le arati Mu o sa fie rasa extraterestrilor pe cale de disparitie k o sa moara in fata calculatorului in party Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ax9 Posted April 12, 2009 Share Posted April 12, 2009 la o cafelutza in coltzu strazii q ei. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChoWdeR Posted April 12, 2009 Share Posted April 12, 2009 la o cafelutza in coltzu strazii q ei.chiar trebuia sa-l dezgropi :) ? oh my god ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GaBytZu97 Posted April 12, 2009 Share Posted April 12, 2009 3 variante:prima: mas ascunde dupa calca II-a:as trage o basinaa III-a:ii rog sa ma mai lase 5min la calc,trag o manea cu Guta si ii omor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cris2008 Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 M-as refugia k toata lumea intr-un buncar subteran si as vedea cum SUA si Rusia incep sa ii atace cu rachete nucleare.Ele nu merg.Extraterestrii ar incepe sa ne prajeasca planeta cu arme laser.Si exact cand totul parea pierdut apare un savant cu un nou tip de arma.Ar incepe producerea ei in masa.S-ar echipa soldatii cu cate una si de asemea copiii 7-18 ani buni la cs.Ar incepe o ofensiv disperata impotriva extraterestrilor si,gratie copiilor,acestia ar fi invinsi.Si ne-am reface orasele,am prospera,am scapa de incalzirea globala si bla bla.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
