xScorpioNx Posted October 18, 2010 Share Posted October 18, 2010 "Cat de True" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobi_ZamorA Posted October 19, 2010 Share Posted October 19, 2010 "Cat de mare e" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alfredo Posted October 21, 2010 Share Posted October 21, 2010 " Si daca raman insarcinata?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisTy Posted October 27, 2010 Share Posted October 27, 2010 Idem Alfredo "Si daca raman insarcinata" si inca una...dupa vreo 2 ore de la contact eram la sc si imi spune "inca o mai simt in mine" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DenY Posted October 28, 2010 Share Posted October 28, 2010 " hai mai jos ca nu stau bine " " stai ca dau cu capu " " tusesc " " mi-e sete, lasa-ma sa beau " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammerel Posted November 11, 2010 Share Posted November 11, 2010 Ea, imediat dupa ce a atins punctul culminant , se uita asa zambareata la mine care ma chinuiam acolo sa mai simt ceva si spune "ti-ai dori sa fi in locul meu acum?" la care eu....gandindu-ma "cum, cu o p**a'n mine?" . M-am oprit si m-am dus la dush 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xIcarus Posted November 13, 2010 Share Posted November 13, 2010 Eu ea, facem facem facem ... ii suna ei telefonul. Cea mai buna prietena a ei. Ea raspunde : aia : ce faci ? ea : ma fut ! Gata am fost Am patit si eu once, am murit acolo "Poti sa-mi lasi picioarele jos?" "De ce?" "O sa-mi intre in stomac!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buugy Posted November 13, 2010 Share Posted November 13, 2010 My ass hurts! @ Era din cauza ca fuseseram la plaja in ziua aia. Nu va ganditi la prostii. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~megan~ Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 Eh, iar aduc aminte de amicul ala. :-" Ea: Bag-o! El: E toata. =) Da taree )) Dar nu sti ca pana sa ajunga in pat la plimbat cu o curea legat de gat si il punea sa latre.... ) Aceeasi fata dar cu mine in pat se credea Shakira . Ea:sunt Shakira,sunt Shakira.Eu:esti pe dracu ) Iarasi tare e cand e virgina, incepe ma iubesti?eu:da,ea:pai spunemi-o.... Si multe altele daca dai de o virgina si stai cu ea ceva timp ramai "tampit"cata lipsa de informare au fetele fata de baieti. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChoWdeR Posted June 21, 2011 Share Posted June 21, 2011 David, te simt! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dobrik Posted September 19, 2011 Share Posted September 19, 2011 Fraze memorabile spuse de parter/a in pat. in timpul actului sexual . :) Ia sa va vad xD off:mi se pare mie "ba" sau tu n'ai ce spune la topicu asta "da daca ti'o musc" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mihai Posted August 2, 2012 Share Posted August 2, 2012 " Daca nu o bagi mai tare o sa scriu deasupra patului ca esti impotent ca sa stie tot orasul " " HUGEEEE " ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Alexx Posted August 30, 2012 Share Posted August 30, 2012 " E pus pe treaba Jimmy sau Johny ? " " E prima data cand o fac " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meetique Posted October 9, 2012 Share Posted October 9, 2012 "-nu ai nicio sansa la mine " tare gluma ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ina Posted October 14, 2012 Share Posted October 14, 2012 Hmm... acel "taci"... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Th3_GoD Posted November 2, 2012 Share Posted November 2, 2012 "taci " " sunt virgina " " ai grija " " ma doare" "ai fost perfect " As putea face o lista , dar nu acum . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bunny Posted November 12, 2012 Share Posted November 12, 2012 Eh, un pic mai offtopic asta, dar n-am unde altundeva s-o postez. Si eram la o bere aseara cu niste amici, si na, la un moment dat dupa 2-3 beri ajungi sa vorbesti si de femei si de fu*** si de toate, la care unul dintre ei (e virgin) spune: "nu stiu ba, de mine nu s-a plans niciuna". :rofl2: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Konvict Posted November 19, 2012 Share Posted November 19, 2012 E amara, a fost baiat! E dulce, a fost fata! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soprano Posted November 19, 2012 Share Posted November 19, 2012 "Nu mai vorbi atata " 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngeL Posted November 19, 2012 Share Posted November 19, 2012 "Cum e pisicutzo?", pisicutza de colo. "miauuuuuu". :> ) 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHARK_BITE Posted November 20, 2012 Share Posted November 20, 2012 Hmmmm memorabile au fost mai multe dar cea care mi-a dat palpitatii a fost "" Ouch tata"" ascunde-te !...\Cele mai lungi 15 minute din viata mea intr-o camara Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zomba.robi Posted November 25, 2012 Share Posted November 25, 2012 Fata:"ai grija mama a spus sa incepi usor" , Baiatul:"calm,am inteles" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lolflamE Posted November 25, 2012 Share Posted November 25, 2012 " Bitchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, baga mare " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qwertz0r Posted November 25, 2012 Share Posted November 25, 2012 Prima data cand am facut cu prietena mea ma intrebat cat e ceasu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jenovauh Posted November 25, 2012 Share Posted November 25, 2012 Un slab "Au!" fara dansa-ntr-ansa. Nasol... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
