MegaCat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynFAeqAU-Dg 

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O blonda catre prietena ei:

- Vai ce bine ca nu m-am nascut la Paris.

- De ce?

- Pai nu stiu o boaba franceza.

TROCADERO - JOE 

http://www.linkmania.ro/topic/173441-joc-hai-s%C4%83-num%C4%83r%C4%83m-p%C3%A2n%C4%83-la-1000000-la-10000-thebestboy11/?page=460#comment-7255225
http://www.linkmania.ro/topic/486390-gluma-zilei/?page=15#comment-7254959
http://www.linkmania.ro/topic/477112-joc-%E2%80%8Bprimul-cuv%C3%A2nt-care-%C3%AE%C5%A3i-vine-%C3%AEn-minte/?page=6#comment-7254950
http://www.linkmania.ro/topic/477989-ghice%C5%9Fte-replica-celebr%C4%83/?page=7
http://www.linkmania.ro/topic/490334-coloane-sonore-din-filme/?page=2
http://www.linkmania.ro/topic/490370-vedete-prost-imbracate/?page=6#comment-7254975
http://www.linkmania.ro/topic/478052-ultimul-film-vazut/?page=1520
http://www.linkmania.ro/topic/320101-cele-mai-proaste-filme-vizionate/?page=14 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFS4zYWxzNA 

Highlander

Nobody’s perfect.

Se-ntîlnesc doi vechi prieteni.Din vorba-n vorba,unul zice:

-stii ce? Tocmai m-am însurat. Pentru ca m-am saturat de hrana rece, de facut curat, de spalat rufe, de purtat haine ?ifonate !

-Hmm...eu doar ce-am divor?at. Exact din aceleasi motive.

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TROCADERO - JOE 

http://www.linkmania.ro/topic/486390-gluma-zilei/?page=15#comment-7254768
http://www.linkmania.ro/topic/173441-joc-hai-s%C4%83-num%C4%83r%C4%83m-p%C3%A2n%C4%83-la-1000000-la-10000-thebestboy11/?page=459
http://www.linkmania.ro/topic/320101-cele-mai-proaste-filme-vizionate/?page=13
http://www.linkmania.ro/topic/491181-recomandari-seriale-gen-drama/
http://www.linkmania.ro/topic/362331-parodii-muzicale/?page=12
http://www.linkmania.ro/topic/140118-versurile-preferate-dintr-o-melodie/?page=92
http://www.linkmania.ro/topic/490866-filme-noi-%C3%AEn-cinema/?page=2
http://www.linkmania.ro/topic/490901-leacuri-b%C4%83be%C8%99ti/ 

Ceaiul de gălbenele ameliorează problemele digestive (ulcer, gastrită, vărsături şi greaţă, colici).

Easy come, easy go
That's just how you live, oh
Take, take, take it all
But you never give
Should've known you was trouble
From the first kiss
Had your eyes wide open
Why were they open?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6G1rk-joEk

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Seful meu a venit într-o dimineata si m-a prins cu secretara. 

Mi-a zis foarte furios : 

- Pentru asta te platesc eu pe tine ?

- Nu sefu, lucrul asta il fac gratis . ..

TROCADERO - JOE 

http://www.linkmania.ro/topic/173441-joc-hai-s%C4%83-num%C4%83r%C4%83m-p%C3%A2n%C4%83-la-1000000-la-10000-thebestboy11/?page=459
http://www.linkmania.ro/topic/486390-gluma-zilei/?page=14
http://www.linkmania.ro/topic/224879-ce-dj-roman-%C3%AEl-ai-la-inim%C4%83/?page=11
http://www.linkmania.ro/topic/490760-perle-ale-elevilorstuden%C8%9Bilor/
http://www.linkmania.ro/topic/320101-cele-mai-proaste-filme-vizionate/?page=13
http://www.linkmania.ro/topic/140118-versurile-preferate-dintr-o-melodie/?page=92
http://www.linkmania.ro/topic/491165-reclame-amuzante/?page=2#comment-7254236
http://www.linkmania.ro/topic/362331-parodii-muzicale/?page=12 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2_tkdmqR1I 

So they can try to make you out to look like a loose canon
You need to spew, dont hesitate to produce air-guns
Thats why these prosecutors wanna convict me
Swiftly just to get me offa these streets quickly
But all their kids been listen'n to me religiously

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmiILy72IkU 

Un copil intreaba tatal:

- Tata, de unde am eu inteligenta ?!

- De la maicata, ca eu inca o mai am !

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TROCADERO - JOE 

http://www.linkmania.ro/topic/486390-gluma-zilei/?page=14
http://www.linkmania.ro/topic/173441-joc-hai-s%C4%83-num%C4%83r%C4%83m-p%C3%A2n%C4%83-la-1000000-la-10000-thebestboy11/?page=458
http://www.linkmania.ro/topic/320101-cele-mai-proaste-filme-vizionate/?page=13
http://www.linkmania.ro/topic/491165-reclame-amuzante/
http://www.linkmania.ro/topic/362331-parodii-muzicale/?page=12
http://www.linkmania.ro/topic/140118-versurile-preferate-dintr-o-melodie/?page=92
http://www.linkmania.ro/topic/472543-cover-uri-preferate/?page=10
http://www.linkmania.ro/topic/477989-ghice%C5%9Fte-replica-celebr%C4%83/?page=6 

The Karate Kid

"Mi-ar placea sa mergi acasa cu mine. Esti atat de draguta si eu chiar sunt bun la pat, crede-ma."

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KV86OxVkse4