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Cupcakes cu ciocolata si crema de zmeura

Ingrediente cupcakes

80 g faina

85 g unt la temperatura camerei

85 g zahar fin

50 g ciocolata neagra

10 g cacao

1 ou mare

2 g praf de copt

1 varf cutit sare

20 ml apa clocotita

Ingrediente crema de zmeura

90 g zmeura proaspata

20 g zahar pudra vanilat

150 g unt moale (minim 82% grasime)

225 g zahar pudra vanilat

Mod de preparare – Cupcakes cu ciocolata 

Topim ciocolata la bain-marie, apoi o lasam sa se raceasca 2-3 minute. Punem untul intr-un vas, adaugam zaharul si mixam pana cand obtinem o crema fina si omogena.

Adaugam oul si mixam pana cand este perfect inglobat in crema de unt. Adaugam ciocolata topita si mixam pana la omogenizare.

Amestecam faina, cacaua, praful de copt si sarea si le cernem printr-o sita cu gauri mici. Adaugam acest mix in crema de unt si mixam pana cand obtinem o consistenta uniforma. La sfarsit adaugam apa fierbinte si mixam.

Punem hartiile de muffins in forma si le umplem pe jumatate cu aluat. Coacem cupcakes in cuptorul preincalzit la 170°C, pentru 20-25 minute.

Inainte de a le scoate din cuptor, introducem o scobitoare in centrul lor. Daca iese curata, scoatem cupcakes din cuptor si ii asezam pe un gratar unde ii vom lasa sa se raceasca.

Mod de preparare  – Crema de zmeura

Amestecam zmeura cu 20 g de zahar pudra si o pasam cu ajutorul unui blender. Strecuram piureul obtinut printr-o sita deasa.

Mixam untul pana cand obtinem o crema fina. Adaugam treptat zaharul pudra, in doua etape, si mixam, la viteza mica, pana la omogenizare.

Adaugam treptat piureul de zmeura, lingura cu lingura, pana cand obtinem o crema perfect uniforma si sustinuta.

Ornam fiecare cupcakes cu crema de zmeura si le gustam cu pofta.

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Ouă cuiburi la cuptor

SaltoAngeL - JOE - 21.02.2016

zahar

Ca sa-i dea curaj pacientului, stomatologul ii ofera inainte de a-i scoate maseaua cateva pahare de palinca, dupa care il intreaba:
– Ei, cum stam acum? Avem curaj?
– Ohoooo! Sa indrazneasca numai cineva sa se apropie de maseaua mea!

Prajitura cu mere si ciocolata – Ingrediente forma dreptunghiulara (22x5cm)

125 g faina

125 g zahar brun/alb

125 g unt moale

2 oua medii

2 linguri cacao (16g)

1 plic zahar vanilat

1/2 plic praf copt

2 mere mici

1 varf cutit sare

50 g ciocolata neagra (glazura)

Prajitura cu mere si ciocolata – Mod de preparare

Intr-un vas incapator punem untul moale, faina amestecata cu praful de copt, ulterior cernuta, zaharul, zaharul vanilat, cacaua, ouale intregi si sarea. Mixam pana cand obtinem un aluat omogen cu o consistenta densa.

Curatam merele, le taiem in cubulete mici si le adaugam in aluat. Amestecam pana cand bucatelele de mar sunt incorporate in aluat.

Tapetam forma cu unt si faina, adaugam aluatul si il nivelam.

Coacem prajitura in cuptorul preincalzit la 180°C, pentru cca 25-30 minute. Inainte de a scoate prajitura cu mere din cuptor o intepam in centru cu o scobitoare. Daca aceasta iese uscata, prajitura este gata, daca nu, o mai lasam la copt cateva minute si repetam testul.

Scoatem prajitura din cuptor, o lasam cca 5 minute sa se racaesca in forma, spoi o rasturnam pe un gratar. Dupa ce s-a racit, o glazuram cu 50 g de ciocolata topita la bain-marie.

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Cand eram mic si ma taiam la deget si se infecta, bunica imi facea o coca din miere si faina. O lasam cateva ore (mai mult nu rezista, ca eram prea energic) si apoi ramanea degetul curat. Pacat ca se uita astfel de remedii simple si cautam mereu sa mergem la doctori sa fim drogati.

SaltoAngeL - JOE - 20.02.2016

Ion si Gheorghe isi fac vacantele separat.
Ion se intoarce din vacanta de iarna multumit.
– Ei, si pe unde ai umblat, Ioane?
– Prin Suedia, mai!
– Si cum sunt scandinavele?
Ion da din colt in colt, nu da un raspuns clar.
Acasa, cauta in dictionar. “Aha, scandinave-adica femeile de acolo! Cum de nu am stiut, sa ma fi laudat, ca aveam cu ce!”
Anul urmator, Ion se intoarce din vacanta bronzat.
– Ei, Ioane, pe unde ai mai fost?
– Grecia, tara frumoasa, mai!
– Ei, dar Elenele?
Ion ramane iar mut. Nervos, acasa, cauta din nou in dictionar: “Aha, femei de acolo!”
Un an mai tarziu, Ion se intoarce iar bronzat.
– Si cum a fost in Egipt, Ioane?
– Frumos, cald, camile, alea, alea…
– Si piramidele?
– Curve toate !

rinichi

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SaltoAngeL - JOE - 19.02.2016

Un tip care mai avea doar 3 fire de par in cap merge la frizer …
Frizerul, un pic mirat, dar amabil totusi:
– Cum doriti sa va tund?
– Pai, faceti-mi va rog carare intr-o parte…
Incepe frizerul si da un fir de par spre stanga, insa cand le-a dat pe celelalte doua in dreapta, unul s-a rupt. Inghite frizerul in sec si indrazneste totusi sa-i spuna clientului:
– Stiti, nu va suparati, s-a rupt un fir din cele trei; eu doar l-am atins … imi cer scuze!
Clientul, foarte dezinvolt:
– Ei, nu-i problema, au ramas doua fire. Faceti, va rog, carare pe mijloc…
Incepe iarasi frizerul si da un fir de par spre stanga, insa cand l-a dat pe celelalt in dreapta, acesta s-a rupt. Speriat de reactia clientului, cu un nod in gand, ii spune ca a mai ramas doar 1 fir de par. La care clientul ii spune cu aceeasi dezinvoltura:
– Nu-i nimic. Mai am un fir de par .. asa ca da-l peste cap si fa-l valvoi !!!

acant

Cornadoor - Long Road

is a ruff time you know
face all ya trials and tribulations
only jah jah knows my stress and all the pain
only jah know(well you know)

trouble pon the left
trobule pon the right
yeah mi nah go slide
with jah by my side
gotta mek it through the day
I mek it through the night
gonna keep what is mine and left di hypocrite behind
cyaan pull to lose my head in this time
nuff man a dead over drugs and crime
nah go violate
nuh time to shine
forward I moving
dont tell me bout rewind

its a long roadd
still a carry on
nuff already gone but mi decide fi gwaan
long road
no easy at all
some a rise some a fall mi nah go back gainst di wall
long roadd
still a carry on
nuff already gone but mi decide fi gwaan
long road
no easy at all
some a rise some a fall

hey no looking back got no time to stop
never sell my soul to no money got
if dem send dem threat and dem set dem trap
remain conscious mi nah tek no nap
no matter how dem grudge me no matter how dem chat
I will always give thanks cause I know what I got
while some outa road me see dem a gwaan like a bat
dem want soup mi out and nyam out mi pot

its a long roadd
still a carry on
nuff already gone but mi decide fi gwaan
long road
no easy at all
some a rise some a fall mi nah go back gainst di wall
long road
still a carry on
nuff already gone but mi decide fi gwaan
long road
no easy at all
some a rise some a fall

surrounded by badmind and buyers paper
the lord ???? overcome all evil
jah send us away who try deceive me
a play dem dutty tricks from morning to evening
its a perilous time unno betta believe me
aks mi bout mi faith I will always keep it
to foot to the ground dem cyaan get me weary
back up satan seh you cyaan come near me

they dont know a so di thing set you know
will a go through life that's why we haffi exercise
keep your eyes pon di prize
nuff a dem bout in the skyes
hold ya head up high youth man
seal it up

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SaltoAngeL - JOE - 18.02.2016

Bula si Badula merg cu doua trabante pe Trans-Fagarasan. La un moment-dat Badula
cade cu masina intr-o prapastie.Bula il suna repede:
-Badula, ai cazut in prapastie?
-Daaaaaaa!
-Si e adanca?
-Daaaaaaa!
-Ai patit ceva?
-Nu stiu! Te sun eu inapoi dupa ce ajung jos!

aracet

Bob Marley - Don't worry, be happy!

Here is a little song I wrote
You might want to sing it note for note
Don't worry be happy
In every life we have some trouble
When you worry you make it double
Don't worry, be happy......

Ain't got no place to lay your head
Somebody came and took your bed
Don't worry, be happy
The land lord say your rent is late
He may have to litigate
Don't worry, be happy
Look at me I am happy
Don't worry, be happy
Here I give you my phone number
When you worry call me
I make you happy
Don't worry, be happy
Ain't got no cash, ain't got no style
Ain't got no girl to make you smile
But don't worry be happy
Cause when you worry
Your face will frown
And that will bring everybody down
So don't worry, be happy (now).....

There is this little song I wrote
I hope you learn it note for note
Like good little children
Don't worry, be happy
Listen to what I say
In your life expect some trouble
But when you worry
You make it double
Don't worry, be happy......
Don't worry don't do it, be happy
Put a smile on your face
Don't bring everybody down like this
Don't worry, it will soon pass
Whatever it is
Don't worry, be happy

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