iullia Posted February 12, 2013 Share Posted February 12, 2013 neatzaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaEuDL Posted February 12, 2013 Author Share Posted February 12, 2013 Buna Iulia fie si dimineatza daca zici tu :)) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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tikycris Posted February 12, 2013 Share Posted February 12, 2013 hai noroccccccccccccc :drinks: :drinks: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timeea@ Posted February 13, 2013 Share Posted February 13, 2013 neatzaaaaaaaaa va doresc o zi buna all va poop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cfv1000 Posted February 13, 2013 Share Posted February 13, 2013 buna dimineata. .spor la munca, oameni buni Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyborgGod Posted February 13, 2013 Share Posted February 13, 2013 Salutare trupa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iullia Posted February 13, 2013 Share Posted February 13, 2013 buna searaaaaaaaaaa all >:D< :kiss: :kiss: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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cfv1000 Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 La multi ani tuturor celor indragostiti. Va urez multa fericire alaturi de cei dragi! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timeea@ Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=peq6BeyN95s iauzoooooooooooooo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timeea@ Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OS2MBjBxn38 haideti la chefffffffffffffffffff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tikycris Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 hai fara numarrrrrr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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tikycris Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 haide pe sistemmmm toata lumeaaaaaaaaaaa http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUyLo0EGXXA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdrlaN Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nf5IV_x195M Pentru toate pisicutele. :)) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaEuDL Posted February 15, 2013 Author Share Posted February 15, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timeea@ Posted February 15, 2013 Share Posted February 15, 2013 o zi frumi va doreste iubibila :P mmmuuuaahhhh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timeea@ Posted February 15, 2013 Share Posted February 15, 2013 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_LgqJ5S4SC8 pt stresu de pe lume :)) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timeea@ Posted February 15, 2013 Share Posted February 15, 2013 Ca sa-i dea curaj pacientului, stomatologul ii ofera inainte de a-i scoate maseaua, cateva pahare de palinca, dupa care il intreaba: − Ei, cum stam acum? Avem curaj? − Ohoooo! Sa indrazneasca cineva sa se apropie de maseaua mea! - Ia-ţi, domnule, mîna de pe genunchiul meu, exclama indignată o tînără în sala de cinematograf. - Dar bine, unde s-o pun? - Un pic mai sus! Tatal catre fiu: - Gigel, in curand barza iti va aduce un fratior! - Dar, tata! De ce trebuie sa o faci cu barza cand mamica este o femeie atat de frumoasa? La ora de desen, un copil desena un ingeras! Vine profesorul si zice: - Ce desenezi acolo? - Un ingeras! - Cu trei aripi? Unde ai mai vazut ingeras cu trei aripi, copilule? - Dar dumneata cu doua aripi unde ai vazut? Suna telefonul acasa la Bula si raspunde el, dar in soapta: -Alo, da! -Bula, tu esti? -Da, ce s-a-ntamplat? -Pai vroiam sa vorbesc si eu cu tatal tau, e acasa? -Da, dar are treaba. E ocupat aici cu politia. -Cum cu politia?... Bine, dar mama ta este? -Da e si ea aici cu politia, salvarea, zise Bula tot mai in soapta. -Da' ce se-ntampla acolom ma? Dar macar bunica-ta nu e ocupata? -Nu ca e si ea tot cu pompierii, salvarea, politia, paza (zise foarte incet). -Ba, dar ce-i acolo la tine ma? Ce fac toti aia? -Pai... ma cauta pe mine… Sotia isi urmeaza sotul care tocmai iesea pe usa: - Unde mergi? - Cu prietenii, la o bere! - La ce ora te intorci? - La cat vreau eu! - E in regula, dar sa nu intarzii nici macar un minut! Două surori din spital, în dialog : -Nu cred că pacientul de la salonul trei mai are mult de trăit ! -Aş ! Azi m-a înghesuit în colţ şi m-a pupat . . . -Tocmai d-aia. A aflat nevastă-sa ! La scoala, la ora de fizica, ii intreaba profesoara pe elevi de unde vine curentul. Toata lumea ramine linistita, numai Bula cu mana pe sus. Profesoara il intreaba: - Spune, Bula, stii de unde vine curentul? - Da, din cocina. - Cum asa, Bula, din cocina? - Pai, de fiecare data cind ni se ia curentul, tata spune: “Iar ne-au oprit porcii aia curentul!” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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pauliica1 Posted February 16, 2013 Share Posted February 16, 2013 http://img822.imageshack.us/img822/5136/20130216105405.jpg ca sa vedeti ca nu mintesc:)))) timeeeaaaa pusii bebe }{}{ :*:*:*:* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timeea@ Posted February 16, 2013 Share Posted February 16, 2013 :)))) ce nebun esti paul:))))) acu ai dovada k bei laptic zilnic bv:)))) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
