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[Dani]

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[Mr.Boy]

Am vazut-o aseara la TV ...beton,n'am cuvinte.

[2dor]

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Ion is in a relationship with Mãrie.

Mãrie is now in a relationship with Ion and other 26 people. (Popa Satului and other 24 people like this)

Mãrie is attending the event "Mulsul vacii" (Vaca lui Mãrie and Ion like this)

[Mãrie is not really attending the event "Mulsul vacii". She is actually attendingVasile in the barn. Ion comes to see Mãrie attending the "Mulsul vacii" event and finds out what is she actually attending]

Ion is now single.

Ion was invited to join group "Beþivanii satului"

Ion and other 20 people are attending the event "Beþie la crâºmã". (Crâºmarul likes this)

Ion set his status to: "supãrat sunt doamne, iarãºi supãrat"

Ion is now drunk and pissed on Mãrie's Wall

Mãrie finished attending Vasile.

Mãrie set her status to: "Foarte obositã. Sper sã mã pot trezi mâine sã merg la bisericã"

Vasile commented to Mãrie's status "Eu nici nu cred cã vin. Poate duminica viitoare"

[sunday]

Babele din sat are attending the event "Slujba de duminicã" (Popa satului, Pãrintele Iosif, Cantoru' and Clopotaru' like this)

Beþivii satului missed the event "Slujba de duminicã" because of it's interference with the event "Beþia de duminicã" (The Devil 666 Satana likes this)

Popa satului and Popa Porno are now friends (The Devil 666 Satana andClopotaru' like this)

[Monday]

Mãrie set her status to: "La spovedit..."

Ion commented on Mãrie's status: "Ce-i Mãrie, te-o prins rusinea?"

Mãrie also commented on her status: "Taci , Ioane cã eºti prost"

Popa satului also commented on Mãrie's status:" :))" (Primarul satuluilikes this..)

Vaca lu' Mãrie set her status to "Muuuuuuuuuu..."

Mãrie commented to Vaca lu' Mãrie status: "Ioi ce proastã îs, am uitat sã te mulg. Dupã spovedit vin ºi la tine. Paºte pânã atunci" (Vaca lu' Mãrie likes this.)

Primarul satului added "ºpagã" and "corruption" to his activities (Popa satului likes this)

ªefu de Post set his status to: "La primãrie, la o vorbã cu primarul"

Primarul satului is now attending "Puºcãria".(Bebiþã sãpunaru' and all his friends like this)

[Tuesday]

Mãrie set her status to "Watching "fermier caut mireasã", so fuck off"

Vaca lu' Mãrie exploded. (Ion likes this)

Mãrie commented: "vaaaaiii...o murit vaca...am uitat s-o mulg...mã omoarã tata când se întoarce de la crâºmã"

Popa satului also commented: "super, încã o înmormântare pe sãptãmâna asta" (Cantoru' and Popa Porno likes this)

Popa satului added "Praying" and "Porn" to his activities (Popa Porno andPãrintele Iosif like this)

Popa satului, Pãrintele Iosif and Clopotaru' are now in a relationship and it's complicated. (The Devil 666 Satana likes this)

[Wednesday]

Popa satului set his status to "Zi de post, fiilor" (Babele satului like this;Beþivii satului dislike this)

Tata lu Mãrie posted on Mãrie's Wall: "Ce ai fãcut cu vaca? Te omor"

Tata lu Mãrie killed Mãrie. (Ion and Popa Satului likes this. Vasile and other 25 people dislike this)

Tata lu Mãrie is now attending "Puºcãria" along with Primarul Satului

Mãrie is attending Hell (The Devil 666 Satana, Hitler, Stalin, Saddam Hussein and other 75 bilion dead people like this)

Vaca lu' Mãrie is attending Heaven (Saint Peter likes this)

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[bunny]

^WHAT THE FUCKKKKKK?! )))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

[Puscarie]

ce-a postat 2dor e mai tare ca imnul "crasmarul like this"