Guest LoLz0o0r Posted March 15, 2010 Share Posted March 15, 2010 Stiu ca e veche dar sper sa va placa pentru ca acum mi`am adus aminte sa o postez xD.1.Afara-i frig si e-nnoratIn soba arde mamaDe lustra tata-i spanzuratIar eu ma tai cu lama2.Pe jos stau fratii mei intinsiSunt morti de-o saptamanaIn putrefactie au intratSi nimeni nu-i aduna!3.Si sora-mea cu ochiul scosSe zbate intr-o ladaAlt frate e intins pe josSi-n spate are o barda4.Nevasta-mea atarna greuDe-o craca din gradinaSi-o cioara ii ciugileste finDin inima si splina.5.In frigider in pungi de-un kil’Sta relaxat buniculIar din bunica au mai ramasUn deget si buricul.6.Unchiul Matei sta in extazCu ochii in carnizaCu un picior in aragazSi cu degetele-i in priza.7.Copii mei au inghetatCu gatul rupt in stradaPrivind cu ochii lor sticlosiMacelul din ograda.8.Vecinii mi-au incremenitIn sticle de ventuze,Am diseara musafiriSi ma tot ling pe buze.9.Dormi puiul tatii, somn usor,Caci tata se gazeazaIti taie gatul cu-n toporSi apoi te impaiaza.10.Iar tu, iubita mea, sa staiTaiata fin in douaSa-ti scot inima cu-n paiSi s-o consum cu oua. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wizard Posted March 15, 2010 Share Posted March 15, 2010 old school :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwentySix Posted March 15, 2010 Share Posted March 15, 2010 funny ?not,spartule #-o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heinekener Posted March 15, 2010 Share Posted March 15, 2010 asta era cand eram eo mic :D , clasica poezia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wise Posted March 15, 2010 Share Posted March 15, 2010 oldies but goldies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heini Posted March 16, 2010 Share Posted March 16, 2010 Hmm e veche .. eu stiam o alta versiune mai amuzanta :> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...