MiTzA- Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 Topicuri de pe forumuri auto:Bentley : Am folosit scrumiera azi, doresc sa o inlocuiesc.Lamborghini : Problema grava, apare un suierat de vant la 320km/hToyota : Voua va merge masina cu baterii AA sau AAA?Ferrari : Am traversat o cale ferata, pagube sub masina de 20.000$.VW : Am facut pana, mai aveam motorina, dar s-a terminat uleiul.Smart : O idioata cu un Jeep a trecut azi peste masina meaJeep : Mi s-a blocat un smart intre motor si scut (poze)Ford : Stie cineva un mecanic bun?Renault: Mai am o luna tratament psihiatric, incep sa ma obisnuiesc cu greierii.Cadillac : La voi in garaj aveti loc sa deschideti usile?Honda : Am furat cheile de la masina bunicului, cum o pornesc?Audi : Cat de mult pot sa-mi iubesc masina!Mercedes : De unde oglinzi mai ieftine?Porsche : Si eu probleme cu ceafa de la acceleratie.Fiat : Hei, nu mai e nimeni pe aici?Hummer : Caut service mai apropiat de 10km, ca ma costa 1mil drumul.Citroen : Mi s-au defectat comenzile vocale si bordul holograma.BMW : Am scos toba si tot nu reusesc sa trezesc tot cartierul.McLaren : Un penibil cu un F16 a sugerat sa ne intrecem.Skoda : Am mai gasit o piesa identica cu Audi la motor.Subaru : Cumpar cauciucuri.Land Rover : Intalnire auto maine pe Himalaya.Volvo : Petitie pentru noile teste NCAP cu 10 stele.Dacia : Am schimbat totul si tot nu porneste! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marius_truckerfan Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 hahhahahahah, tare aia cu BMW-ul Dar si cu Dacia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flamer Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 McLaren : Un penibil cu un F16 a sugerat sa ne intrecem. )) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Random Hero Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 Dacia : Am schimbat totul si tot nu porneste! Frumos final Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dropkillerz Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 Nu mi se par cine stie ce,am vazut si auzit destule pana acum,nu ma mai mira nimic.As incepe si eu sa rad daca te-as lua la intrebari mitza :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MiTzA- Posted January 10, 2010 Author Share Posted January 10, 2010 ^ aha, nuticonvinenupostamssal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest celmaislabaN^ Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 ce sclav e ala ma.aia cu dacia e cea mai tare :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alex3130 Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 de aceiasi parere cu celmaislabaN^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DuR@nG0_* Posted January 11, 2010 Share Posted January 11, 2010 aia cu dacia e geniala Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...