Bakacsin Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 Am vazut avatarul lui bullet. Si m-am gandit sa deschid un topic cu bancuri despre chuck norris. Sunt pe internet foarte multe E randul vostru sa le gasiti si sa le postati aici. Fiecare sa posteze doar un banc/post sa nu terminam prea repede resursele 1. Chuck Norris nu se barbiereste, el ish da un picior in obraz. Deoarece singurul lucru care ii poate face paguba in Chuk Norris, este Chuk Norris 2. Multi oameni au pijamale cu superman. Superman are pijamale cu Chuck Norris 3. Dinozaurii nu au murit din cauza meteoritzilor. Chuck Norris a fost ... eu v-am pus 3 de warmup e randul vostru sa le gasiti 1 cate 1 p.s. nu trebuie neaparat sa le traduceti ..pot veni si in lb engleza Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qui-Gon Jinn Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 Guns dont kill people, Chuck Norris kills people. Cand Chuck Norris face flotari, el nu se impinge de pamant, el impinge pamantul. cam atat recunosc ca is bestiale. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frankie Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 CN factsChuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.<--asta imi place mie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hw_rares Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.Chuck Norris defines love as the reluctance to murder. If you’re still alive, it’s because Chuck Norris loves you. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull. Chuck Norris once shot a German plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!" After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. His reasoning? It was more "humane". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frankie Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 Una facuta de mine , sper ca nu m-am inspirat de undeva ca eu nu-mi amintesc sa o mai fi vazut pe asta : Chuck Norris nu se ineaca in apa...apa se ineaca in el Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bakacsin Posted June 30, 2006 Author Share Posted June 30, 2006 Chuck Norris o singura data a lovit pe langa .... de atunci cerul e albastru =) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thade Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 Chuck Norris is gay, that's a fact, not bullshit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 Chuck Norris is gay, that's a fact, not bullshit. lmfao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dani Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 Chuck Norris is gay, that's a fact, not bullshit. HHHEHEHEH.. fix.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frankie Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 Cand Chuck Norris s-a angajat in politie, toti ceilalti politisti din acea sectie au fost concediati...Chuck Norris pwnz... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ahilosu Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sesshomaru Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 Chuck Norris does't have a di** ! He is a di** ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeal Posted July 1, 2006 Share Posted July 1, 2006 http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bakacsin Posted July 1, 2006 Author Share Posted July 1, 2006 asa de un elanDaca Chuck Norris cade in apa, el nu va fi ud. Apa va fi cu Chuck Norris.Chuck Norris a numarat pana la infinit. De doua ori...Chuck Norris cand doneaza sange, el nu cere un ac. El cere un pistol si o galeata.Chuck Norris a cerut un Big Mac intr-un burger-king. Si a primit.si ultima pe ziua de azi de la mine:Tankul Sherman se chema inainte tank Norris. CHuck Norris a hotarat ca tankul nu este destul de puternic ca sa-i poarte numele. Soldatii repede i-au schimbat numele si i-au promis ca vor face o arma destuld e puternica care sa-i poata purta numele. Pana azi arma nu exista ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Potyike Posted July 1, 2006 Share Posted July 1, 2006 Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
{JM}Alex Lifetaker Posted July 1, 2006 Share Posted July 1, 2006 Eu nu prea inteleg, astea fac parte dintr-o campanie anti-chuck norris or what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thade Posted July 1, 2006 Share Posted July 1, 2006 nici eu lol sunt chiar prostesti Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silversky Posted July 1, 2006 Share Posted July 1, 2006 Nu e campanie anti-Chuck Norris,din contra Sunt super tari chestiile de pe net,pun si eu 3 care mi-au placut : There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue. When Chuck Norris was born, the only person who cried was the doctor. Never slap Chuck Norris. Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fane Spoitoru Posted July 1, 2006 Share Posted July 1, 2006 Omg nu a postat BULETE pana acuma sa dea duma anului Lui Chuck Norris ii trebuie 20 de secunde ca sa priveasca 60 de secunde sau ceva de genu . Oricum el stie mai multe ca noi la cate statusuri a avut pe emssenger legate de Chuck numai el stie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
{JM}Alex Lifetaker Posted July 1, 2006 Share Posted July 1, 2006 Am citit pe forum ca e miscare impotriva filmelor proaste facute de CN si a personajelor tampite pe care le interpreteaza... acuma... eu ce sa zic?!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silversky Posted July 1, 2006 Share Posted July 1, 2006 Eu ziceam ca e pro Chuck pt ca mi se par super reusite bancurile astea de pe net.In fine,nu conteaza daca e pro sau contra campania,conteaza ca sunt niste chestii de pici pe spate de ras (eu cel putin m-am distrat teribil la ce am citit pe linkul ala ) Chuck Norris make onions CRY!! Some people say that Chuck Norris is a myth. Those "some people" are now dead Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a "hole." Saddam was roundhouse-kicked in the head by Chuck Norris in Kansas, which sent him through the earth, stopping just short of the surface of Iraq. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oick Posted July 1, 2006 Share Posted July 1, 2006 Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer. Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi. Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeNoR Posted July 1, 2006 Share Posted July 1, 2006 Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris. looool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mew2 Posted July 1, 2006 Share Posted July 1, 2006 Chuck Norris once shot an enemy plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"Chuck Norris doesn't need to swallow when eating food.If Superman and The Flash were to race to the edge of space you know who would win? Chuck Norris.Ironically, Chuck Norris' hidden talent is invisibility.Chuck Norris eats transformer toys in vehicle mode and poos them out transformed into a robot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sesshomaru Posted July 1, 2006 Share Posted July 1, 2006 As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge. A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time. Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth. Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on. LE We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris' di** is so big, it has it's own di**, and that di** is still bigger than yours. In the movie "The Matrix", Chuck Norris is the Matrix. If you pay close attention in the green "falling code" scenes, you can make out the faint texture of his beard. When Chuck Norris was born, he immediately had sex with the first nurse he saw. He was her first. She was his third. That afternoon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
