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Am vazut avatarul lui bullet. Si m-am gandit sa deschid un topic cu bancuri despre chuck norris. Sunt pe internet foarte multe smile.gif

E randul vostru sa le gasiti si sa le postati aici.

Fiecare sa posteze doar un banc/post sa nu terminam prea repede resursele biggrin.gif

1. Chuck Norris nu se barbiereste, el ish da un picior in obraz. Deoarece singurul lucru care ii poate face paguba in Chuk Norris, este Chuk Norris

2. Multi oameni au pijamale cu superman. Superman are pijamale cu Chuck Norris

3. Dinozaurii nu au murit din cauza meteoritzilor. Chuck Norris a fost ...

eu v-am pus 3 de warmup smile.gif e randul vostru sa le gasiti 1 cate 1 smile.gif

p.s. nu trebuie neaparat sa le traduceti ..pot veni si in lb engleza

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Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.

In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris defines love as the reluctance to murder. If you’re still alive, it’s because Chuck Norris loves you.

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

Chuck Norris once shot a German plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"

After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. His reasoning? It was more "humane".

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asa de un elan

Daca Chuck Norris cade in apa, el nu va fi ud. Apa va fi cu Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris a numarat pana la infinit. De doua ori...

Chuck Norris cand doneaza sange, el nu cere un ac. El cere un pistol si o galeata.

Chuck Norris a cerut un Big Mac intr-un burger-king. Si a primit.

si ultima pe ziua de azi de la mine:

Tankul Sherman se chema inainte tank Norris. CHuck Norris a hotarat ca tankul nu este destul de puternic ca sa-i poarte numele. Soldatii repede i-au schimbat numele si i-au promis ca vor face o arma destuld e puternica care sa-i poata purta numele. Pana azi arma nu exista ...

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Nu e campanie anti-Chuck Norris,din contra smile.gif

Sunt super tari chestiile de pe net,pun si eu 3 care mi-au placut :

There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

When Chuck Norris was born, the only person who cried was the doctor. Never slap Chuck Norris.

Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.

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Omg nu a postat BULETE pana acuma sa dea duma anului

Lui Chuck Norris ii trebuie 20 de secunde ca sa priveasca 60 de secunde sau ceva de genu smile.gif.

Oricum el stie mai multe ca noi la cate statusuri a avut pe emssenger legate de Chuck numai el stie biggrin.gif

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Eu ziceam ca e pro Chuck pt ca mi se par super reusite bancurile astea de pe net.In fine,nu conteaza daca e pro sau contra campania,conteaza ca sunt niste chestii de pici pe spate de ras (eu cel putin m-am distrat teribil la ce am citit pe linkul ala biggrin.gif )

Chuck Norris make onions CRY!!

Some people say that Chuck Norris is a myth. Those "some people" are now dead

Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a "hole." Saddam was roundhouse-kicked in the head by Chuck Norris in Kansas, which sent him through the earth, stopping just short of the surface of Iraq.


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Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer. banana.gif

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris. cool2.gif

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Chuck Norris once shot an enemy plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"

Chuck Norris doesn't need to swallow when eating food.

If Superman and The Flash were to race to the edge of space you know who would win? Chuck Norris.

Ironically, Chuck Norris' hidden talent is invisibility.

Chuck Norris eats transformer toys in vehicle mode and poos them out transformed into a robot.

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As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.

A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.

Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.

Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.



We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris' di** is so big, it has it's own di**, and that di** is still bigger than yours.

In the movie "The Matrix", Chuck Norris is the Matrix. If you pay close attention in the green "falling code" scenes, you can make out the faint texture of his beard.

When Chuck Norris was born, he immediately had sex with the first nurse he saw. He was her first. She was his third. That afternoon.

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