GReedy Posted November 9, 2005 Posted November 9, 2005 The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5-year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English". In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter. In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes! are possible. Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away. By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v". During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru. Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas. If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl. Smil, I lafed ut lud!
interloper Posted November 9, 2005 Posted November 9, 2005 Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru. Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas. If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl. Smil, I lafed ut lud! Zis is ze most difikult languag I hav evr met. Evn zen Chinese! And ze funiest!
Wasssup Posted November 9, 2005 Posted November 9, 2005 lol vit zis inglis nou uandar zat miztar Iliescu chen larn it Gud lac end hev fan ! smaili --> EDIT: bi sirias adi.b ov carse itz nat for ril ai prapouz zat zis poust to bi for zis caind ov spiching
interloper Posted November 10, 2005 Posted November 10, 2005 I zink zat ze english vil undrstand ze niv languag end zat evrivun kan larn english mukh izier.
frankie Posted November 10, 2005 Posted November 10, 2005 io stiu de ce au schimbat engleza...sa PRICEAPA SI LUMEA CAND VORBESTE NEA NELU IN INGLISH... mistar buci(bush) ai em glead tu heav a pauarful alai az america on auar said ...ai em sau trilld ... luc , za reinbau haz apiard on za schai... ( ) za gavarmant ov rumeinia iz glead tu iuniat uif neito(nato) tu heav a pauarful alaiat aovar za siz...
KrunCh Posted November 10, 2005 Posted November 10, 2005 Luk ai em yor fazar.... Nu m`am putut abtine sa nu postez mai ales knd am vazut si avatarul lui adi.b
