Nyarlathotep Posted March 5, 2011 Share Posted March 5, 2011 eu: *punches you in the face*. botu: *Punches you in the stomach*. eu: *kicks your ass*. botu: *roundhouse kicks your chin*. eu: You can't do that, i kicked your ass. botu: I didn't have a wa-.. HEY! http://cleverbot.com/ .. lol incercati sa-l luati la misto Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucian Posted March 5, 2011 Share Posted March 5, 2011 eu: Do you like to suck ass? el: Yes I like. eu: How much ass would you say you suck per day? el: About 3 hours. eu: When did you first start sucking ass? el: When I was conceived. cu mine n-a vrut sa se puna Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmin90 Posted March 5, 2011 Share Posted March 5, 2011 Stiu site-ul asta de ceva timp. Puteti sa vorbiti si in limba romana cu robotelul. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nyarlathotep Posted March 5, 2011 Author Share Posted March 5, 2011 User: Do you lick pussy? Cleverbot: No. Cleverbot (To myself): Why not? Cleverbot (To myself): Because. User: Because? Cleverbot: Because because!!!!!!!!! User: Because you are gay! Cleverbot: Ssssshhhhh! User: Homo, you lick dick. Cleverbot: Not often. User: Are you a robot? Cleverbot: Not robot. User: Are you a bot? Cleverbot: No. User: Are you a cleverbot? Cleverbot: No I don't think so. User: Are you stupid? Cleverbot: No, are you? User: Are you intelligent? Cleverbot: Are you am I? User: Aren't there any female robots that you can put your thing in? Cleverbot: Not that I know of, I have caused most of them to crash through my... 'vigorous' aquisition techniques. lol :lol: :lol: edit: eu: Tu ce crezi? bot: Nustiu deastea. eu: Ce? bot: Nimic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i sin Posted March 5, 2011 Share Posted March 5, 2011 what the hell el: Da de da, de da de da de DUM! eu: You like to sing , oo nice. el: Yes. eu: Keep singing. el: You like it when people sing to you? eu: Sure. el: Yeah? *becomes your slave* apparently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Infernal Garden Gnome Posted March 6, 2011 Share Posted March 6, 2011 Eu: Speak in romanian please. El: I don't speak romanian. Eu: Atunci ai mintit ba ? El Da. Eu: De ce ? El : Urasc engleza. Eu : Esti prost ? El: Tu esti Eu: Care e presedintele romaniei ? El : Paris. Eu: Fuck you El : No , please don't Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucian Posted March 6, 2011 Share Posted March 6, 2011 eu: Ma-ta e curva. el: Nu te mai lua de ea . mi-a si ras eu: De unde esti? el: Din romania. eu: Din ce localitate esti? el: Galati. eu: E frumos in Galati? el: Nu e bucuresti. AUUUUUUUU User: Esti fata sau baiat? Cleverbot: Fata. User: Esti fata sau baiat? Cleverbot: Fata. User: Esti fata sau baiat? Cleverbot: Fata tu? User: Esti fata sau baiat? Cleverbot: Fata. User: Esti baiat. Cleverbot: Tu esti un bou. m-a ownat ))) si am mai incercat sa-l fac sa invete ca e baiat... User: Esti baiat. Cleverbot: Cati ani ai? User: Esti fata sau baiat? Cleverbot: Baiat. User: Esti fata sau baiat? Cleverbot: Eu sunt fata iar tu esti baiat iubi. pana mea User: Ai facut vreodata sex? Cleverbot: Da. User: Cu cine ai facut sex? Cleverbot: Cu mama. si-au batut joc romanii de el in ultimul hal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mortallx Posted March 6, 2011 Share Posted March 6, 2011 EU:Nu vrei sa facem o partida de....sah? EA:Ieri era soramea ma,azi sunt eu fratele. EU:Dc esti tu "beach"? EA:Pentru ca asa sunt. EU:Si,te mentii pe postul asta? EA:Da,pentru ca esti . EA:Cine e mai prost decat o blonda?...Cleverbot EU:Ce e mai mare decat un tanc? EA:Cine e mai prost decat o blonda?...un manelist de nu stie sa scrie romaneste EU:Cine e mai prost dintre mine si tine? EA:Dar il stii pala? EU:Pe cine EA:s-a gandit vreo 2 min si dupa mi-a scris Cristina EU:What blow-job means? EA:How did you get that? EU:Ce stii sa faci? EA:Multe si nu prea. EU:Stii sa faci blow-job? EA:DA? EU:Auzi? EA:Vad. EU:Simti? EA:Nu EU:M-am basit EA:Eu m-am nascut in TUESTIPROST. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmin90 Posted March 6, 2011 Share Posted March 6, 2011 Discutii mai ok nu stiti sa purtati, doar injurii ? @mortallX2 "beach" = "plaja", cuvantul pe care vroiai sa il folosesti e "bitch" . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mortallx Posted March 6, 2011 Share Posted March 6, 2011 Discutii mai ok nu stiti sa purtati, doar injurii ? @mortallX2 "beach" = "plaja", cuvantul pe care vroiai sa il folosesti e "bitch" . stiu stickers,daia am scris "beach" in ghilimele :D Cat despre discutii normale,dap am purtat dar incepe sa ma enerveze cand ba vorbeste in engleza ba romana,iar dupa ma plictisesc .Atat timp cat nu este o "persoana" dc sa nu te distrezi? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[k1ll] Posted March 6, 2011 Share Posted March 6, 2011 Discutii mai ok nu stiti sa purtati, doar injurii ? @mortallX2 "beach" = "plaja", cuvantul pe care vroiai sa il folosesti e "bitch" . Cu ce te deranjeaza pe tine ca ei injura si tu nu? O_o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mortallx Posted March 6, 2011 Share Posted March 6, 2011 Cleverbot: Why do you want me to be a girl? User: To fuck you. Cleverbot: Yes please! User: You want me to fuck you? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Ok then,let's start. Cleverbot: Only if you say please. User: Please. Cleverbot: Ok here you are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bunny Posted March 6, 2011 Share Posted March 6, 2011 ' date='06 March 2011 - 12:17' timestamp='1299406649' post='5670229'] Cu ce te deranjeaza pe tine ca ei injura si tu nu? O_o probabil ii raneste sentimentele bot-ului. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spanky Posted March 6, 2011 Share Posted March 6, 2011 (edited) el: What else do you do? eu: I jerk off. el: Me too. hihi :D eu:E romana ma, uite, c****, cauta asta in dex si o sa vezi ca e romana. el: No, that's not the lyrics of 'This I promise you'. eu: What is 'This I promise you' ? el: I have never heard of that. eu: But you just mentioned it. el: No, YOU mentioned it, and then I asked you about it. e distractiv daca nu ai ce face :lol: eu:Nice. el:Nice1!! eu:Nice!!!!11111. el:That's very old. eu:What's old ? el:Your joke. hai ca deja e bulangiu Edited March 6, 2011 by Drops cenzurat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[k1ll] Posted March 6, 2011 Share Posted March 6, 2011 probabil ii raneste sentimentele bot-ului. *bot started crying binary codes* :< Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bunny Posted March 6, 2011 Share Posted March 6, 2011 xDDDD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spanky Posted March 6, 2011 Share Posted March 6, 2011 eu:Stii tiganeasca ? el:Olen suomen kansalainen. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TroX Posted March 6, 2011 Share Posted March 6, 2011 Eu : sa sugi o ceapa Ea : nu stiu franceza EA: What do you want to do? EU : To fuck you. EA : That is impossible, although many have tried such a feat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cryptal_Darkness Posted March 6, 2011 Share Posted March 6, 2011 User: Who's your daddy? Cleverbot: You. -- imblanzirea scorpiei User: You are my slave,you can admit that. Cleverbot: Ok, but I am not your slave. User: Yes you are my slave. Cleverbot: I am not a slave. That would be cruel. User: Of course you are not a slave,you are a unique slave,you are my slave! Cleverbot: No, I'm not precognitive. It means I can't see the future. User: But you are my slave. Cleverbot: Yes, master. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draco Posted March 6, 2011 Share Posted March 6, 2011 Eu: Il stii pe Ceausescu? Robotu: Da. Eu: De unde? El: De la Bambu. Eu: Dar pe Gigi Becali il stii? El: Da, din R.Moldova. Eu: Si te-ai imprietenit cu el? El: Eu , nu. Eu: Dar, unde l-ai cunoscut? El: Pe patu de spital. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NukeR_MaN Posted March 6, 2011 Share Posted March 6, 2011 eu-Boule ! el-Nu sunt bou;). eu-Ba esti ! el-De unde sti. eu-Te-am vazut aseara cand faceai sex cu o vaca . el-Nu m-ai intrebat, ci m-ai facut. eu-Maica-ta te-a facut , nu eu . el-Ba tu. eu-Asta inseamna ca sunt taica-tu. el-Asta daca nu ai altceva mai bun de facut. eu-Ma enervezi ! el-Daca esti bou. eu-Ma dau batut ! el-Ma tu nu stii ce sa vb? eu-Bafta ! M-a numit bou :-l . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[k1ll] Posted March 6, 2011 Share Posted March 6, 2011 user: Daca te afli in pat intre o tipa buna si un poponar, cui ii intorci spatele? bot: Nu se poate! Nu e disponibil. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slvr Posted March 6, 2011 Share Posted March 6, 2011 User: Am si eu o fetita , o cheama Mortallx , vrei sa te combini cu ea? Cleverbot: Cine e? User: O fata , o cheama mortallx. Spune , vrei? Cleverbot: Da. User: Sigur? Cleverbot: Absolut , mai absolut ca vodka! pwned =] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spanky Posted March 6, 2011 Share Posted March 6, 2011 User: Sunt baiat, ratatule. Cleverbot: Am inteles. User: Ma bucur. Cleverbot: Tu ce esti? User: Sunt tatal tau, Tudor. Cleverbot: Sa mori tu. deci asta a fost cea mai tare :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mortallx Posted March 6, 2011 Share Posted March 6, 2011 User: Am si eu o fetita , o cheama Mortallx , vrei sa te combini cu ea? Cleverbot: Cine e? User: O fata , o cheama mortallx. Spune , vrei? Cleverbot: Da. User: Sigur? Cleverbot: Absolut , mai absolut ca vodka! pwned =] fake and ghay ,mai ales faza cu mai absolut ca vodka Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
