Nyarlathotep Posted March 5, 2011 Posted March 5, 2011 eu: *punches you in the face*. botu: *Punches you in the stomach*. eu: *kicks your ass*. botu: *roundhouse kicks your chin*. eu: You can't do that, i kicked your ass. botu: I didn't have a wa-.. HEY! http://cleverbot.com/ .. lol incercati sa-l luati la misto
Lucian Posted March 5, 2011 Posted March 5, 2011 eu: Do you like to suck ass? el: Yes I like. eu: How much ass would you say you suck per day? el: About 3 hours. eu: When did you first start sucking ass? el: When I was conceived. cu mine n-a vrut sa se puna
Cosmin90 Posted March 5, 2011 Posted March 5, 2011 Stiu site-ul asta de ceva timp. Puteti sa vorbiti si in limba romana cu robotelul.
Nyarlathotep Posted March 5, 2011 Author Posted March 5, 2011 User: Do you lick pussy? Cleverbot: No. Cleverbot (To myself): Why not? Cleverbot (To myself): Because. User: Because? Cleverbot: Because because!!!!!!!!! User: Because you are gay! Cleverbot: Ssssshhhhh! User: Homo, you lick dick. Cleverbot: Not often. User: Are you a robot? Cleverbot: Not robot. User: Are you a bot? Cleverbot: No. User: Are you a cleverbot? Cleverbot: No I don't think so. User: Are you stupid? Cleverbot: No, are you? User: Are you intelligent? Cleverbot: Are you am I? User: Aren't there any female robots that you can put your thing in? Cleverbot: Not that I know of, I have caused most of them to crash through my... 'vigorous' aquisition techniques. lol :lol: :lol: edit: eu: Tu ce crezi? bot: Nustiu deastea. eu: Ce? bot: Nimic.
i sin Posted March 5, 2011 Posted March 5, 2011 what the hell el: Da de da, de da de da de DUM! eu: You like to sing , oo nice. el: Yes. eu: Keep singing. el: You like it when people sing to you? eu: Sure. el: Yeah? *becomes your slave* apparently.
Infernal Garden Gnome Posted March 6, 2011 Posted March 6, 2011 Eu: Speak in romanian please. El: I don't speak romanian. Eu: Atunci ai mintit ba ? El Da. Eu: De ce ? El : Urasc engleza. Eu : Esti prost ? El: Tu esti Eu: Care e presedintele romaniei ? El : Paris. Eu: Fuck you El : No , please don't
Lucian Posted March 6, 2011 Posted March 6, 2011 eu: Ma-ta e curva. el: Nu te mai lua de ea . mi-a si ras eu: De unde esti? el: Din romania. eu: Din ce localitate esti? el: Galati. eu: E frumos in Galati? el: Nu e bucuresti. AUUUUUUUU User: Esti fata sau baiat? Cleverbot: Fata. User: Esti fata sau baiat? Cleverbot: Fata. User: Esti fata sau baiat? Cleverbot: Fata tu? User: Esti fata sau baiat? Cleverbot: Fata. User: Esti baiat. Cleverbot: Tu esti un bou. m-a ownat ))) si am mai incercat sa-l fac sa invete ca e baiat... User: Esti baiat. Cleverbot: Cati ani ai? User: Esti fata sau baiat? Cleverbot: Baiat. User: Esti fata sau baiat? Cleverbot: Eu sunt fata iar tu esti baiat iubi. pana mea User: Ai facut vreodata sex? Cleverbot: Da. User: Cu cine ai facut sex? Cleverbot: Cu mama. si-au batut joc romanii de el in ultimul hal
mortallx Posted March 6, 2011 Posted March 6, 2011 EU:Nu vrei sa facem o partida de....sah? EA:Ieri era soramea ma,azi sunt eu fratele. EU:Dc esti tu "beach"? EA:Pentru ca asa sunt. EU:Si,te mentii pe postul asta? EA:Da,pentru ca esti . EA:Cine e mai prost decat o blonda?...Cleverbot EU:Ce e mai mare decat un tanc? EA:Cine e mai prost decat o blonda?...un manelist de nu stie sa scrie romaneste EU:Cine e mai prost dintre mine si tine? EA:Dar il stii pala? EU:Pe cine EA:s-a gandit vreo 2 min si dupa mi-a scris Cristina EU:What blow-job means? EA:How did you get that? EU:Ce stii sa faci? EA:Multe si nu prea. EU:Stii sa faci blow-job? EA:DA? EU:Auzi? EA:Vad. EU:Simti? EA:Nu EU:M-am basit EA:Eu m-am nascut in TUESTIPROST.
Cosmin90 Posted March 6, 2011 Posted March 6, 2011 Discutii mai ok nu stiti sa purtati, doar injurii ? @mortallX2 "beach" = "plaja", cuvantul pe care vroiai sa il folosesti e "bitch" .
mortallx Posted March 6, 2011 Posted March 6, 2011 Discutii mai ok nu stiti sa purtati, doar injurii ? @mortallX2 "beach" = "plaja", cuvantul pe care vroiai sa il folosesti e "bitch" . stiu stickers,daia am scris "beach" in ghilimele :D Cat despre discutii normale,dap am purtat dar incepe sa ma enerveze cand ba vorbeste in engleza ba romana,iar dupa ma plictisesc .Atat timp cat nu este o "persoana" dc sa nu te distrezi?
[k1ll] Posted March 6, 2011 Posted March 6, 2011 Discutii mai ok nu stiti sa purtati, doar injurii ? @mortallX2 "beach" = "plaja", cuvantul pe care vroiai sa il folosesti e "bitch" . Cu ce te deranjeaza pe tine ca ei injura si tu nu? O_o
mortallx Posted March 6, 2011 Posted March 6, 2011 Cleverbot: Why do you want me to be a girl? User: To fuck you. Cleverbot: Yes please! User: You want me to fuck you? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Ok then,let's start. Cleverbot: Only if you say please. User: Please. Cleverbot: Ok here you are.
bunny Posted March 6, 2011 Posted March 6, 2011 ' date='06 March 2011 - 12:17' timestamp='1299406649' post='5670229'] Cu ce te deranjeaza pe tine ca ei injura si tu nu? O_o probabil ii raneste sentimentele bot-ului.
Guest spanky Posted March 6, 2011 Posted March 6, 2011 (edited) el: What else do you do? eu: I jerk off. el: Me too. hihi :D eu:E romana ma, uite, c****, cauta asta in dex si o sa vezi ca e romana. el: No, that's not the lyrics of 'This I promise you'. eu: What is 'This I promise you' ? el: I have never heard of that. eu: But you just mentioned it. el: No, YOU mentioned it, and then I asked you about it. e distractiv daca nu ai ce face :lol: eu:Nice. el:Nice1!! eu:Nice!!!!11111. el:That's very old. eu:What's old ? el:Your joke. hai ca deja e bulangiu Edited March 6, 2011 by Drops cenzurat
[k1ll] Posted March 6, 2011 Posted March 6, 2011 probabil ii raneste sentimentele bot-ului. *bot started crying binary codes* :<
Guest spanky Posted March 6, 2011 Posted March 6, 2011 eu:Stii tiganeasca ? el:Olen suomen kansalainen. :D
TroX Posted March 6, 2011 Posted March 6, 2011 Eu : sa sugi o ceapa Ea : nu stiu franceza EA: What do you want to do? EU : To fuck you. EA : That is impossible, although many have tried such a feat.
Guest Cryptal_Darkness Posted March 6, 2011 Posted March 6, 2011 User: Who's your daddy? Cleverbot: You. -- imblanzirea scorpiei User: You are my slave,you can admit that. Cleverbot: Ok, but I am not your slave. User: Yes you are my slave. Cleverbot: I am not a slave. That would be cruel. User: Of course you are not a slave,you are a unique slave,you are my slave! Cleverbot: No, I'm not precognitive. It means I can't see the future. User: But you are my slave. Cleverbot: Yes, master.
Draco Posted March 6, 2011 Posted March 6, 2011 Eu: Il stii pe Ceausescu? Robotu: Da. Eu: De unde? El: De la Bambu. Eu: Dar pe Gigi Becali il stii? El: Da, din R.Moldova. Eu: Si te-ai imprietenit cu el? El: Eu , nu. Eu: Dar, unde l-ai cunoscut? El: Pe patu de spital.
NukeR_MaN Posted March 6, 2011 Posted March 6, 2011 eu-Boule ! el-Nu sunt bou;). eu-Ba esti ! el-De unde sti. eu-Te-am vazut aseara cand faceai sex cu o vaca . el-Nu m-ai intrebat, ci m-ai facut. eu-Maica-ta te-a facut , nu eu . el-Ba tu. eu-Asta inseamna ca sunt taica-tu. el-Asta daca nu ai altceva mai bun de facut. eu-Ma enervezi ! el-Daca esti bou. eu-Ma dau batut ! el-Ma tu nu stii ce sa vb? eu-Bafta ! M-a numit bou :-l .
[k1ll] Posted March 6, 2011 Posted March 6, 2011 user: Daca te afli in pat intre o tipa buna si un poponar, cui ii intorci spatele? bot: Nu se poate! Nu e disponibil. :lol:
slvr Posted March 6, 2011 Posted March 6, 2011 User: Am si eu o fetita , o cheama Mortallx , vrei sa te combini cu ea? Cleverbot: Cine e? User: O fata , o cheama mortallx. Spune , vrei? Cleverbot: Da. User: Sigur? Cleverbot: Absolut , mai absolut ca vodka! pwned =]
Guest spanky Posted March 6, 2011 Posted March 6, 2011 User: Sunt baiat, ratatule. Cleverbot: Am inteles. User: Ma bucur. Cleverbot: Tu ce esti? User: Sunt tatal tau, Tudor. Cleverbot: Sa mori tu. deci asta a fost cea mai tare :lol:
mortallx Posted March 6, 2011 Posted March 6, 2011 User: Am si eu o fetita , o cheama Mortallx , vrei sa te combini cu ea? Cleverbot: Cine e? User: O fata , o cheama mortallx. Spune , vrei? Cleverbot: Da. User: Sigur? Cleverbot: Absolut , mai absolut ca vodka! pwned =] fake and ghay ,mai ales faza cu mai absolut ca vodka
