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Arwenca Posted March 31, 2010 Posted March 31, 2010 A Day in HellOne day a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing in despair he has his first meeting with a demon...Demon: Why so glum chum?Guy: What do you think? I'm in hell.Demon: Hell's not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here...you a drinkin' man?Guy:Sure, I love to drink.Love the drinks.Demon: Well you're gonna love Mondays then.On Mondays that's all we do is drink. Whiskey, tequila, Guinness,wine coolers, diet tab, and fresca...we drink till we throw up and then we drink some more!Guy:Gee that sounds great.Demon: You a smoker?Guy: You better believe it! Love the smoking.Demon: Alright! You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from all over the world and smoke our lungs out If you get cancer - no biggie - you're already dead remember?Guy:Wow...that's...awesome!Demon:I bet you like to gamble.Guy:Why yes as a matter of fact I do. Love the gambling.Demon:Cause Wednesday you can gamble all you want.Craps, Blackjack, Roulette, Poker, Slots, whatever... If you go Bankrupt...well you're dead anyhow.Demon:You into drugs?Guy Are you kidding? Love drugs! You don't mean...Demon:That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great big bowl of crack. or smack. Smoke a doobie the size of a submarine. You can do all the drugs you want and if ya overdose - that's right - you're dead - who cares! O.D.!!Guy:Yowza! I never realized Hell was such a swingin' place!!Demon: You gay?Guy: Uh , no.Demon:Ooooh (grimaces) you're really gonna hate Fridays.=))):D
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Arwenca Posted April 1, 2010 Posted April 1, 2010 Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol and dental insurance. Choose fixed- interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisure wear and matching luggage. Choose a three piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing sprit- crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing you last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked-up brats you have spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life...
