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:director:Buna dimineata........Trezirea somnorosilor!

I love that pink color. :wub:

Bine ai venit. :)

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Buna dimineatza.

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Delectati-va cu acesta melodie.... Just gorgeous.

Uitandu-ma la video-clipul acesta, mi sa facut dor de iarna. :wub:

Superb.......

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Seara buna g:)

Delectati-va cu acesta melodie.... Just gorgeous.

Uitandu-ma la video-clipul acesta, mi sa facut dor de iarna. :wub:

Superb.......

Superba melodie:)

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Bancuri

Moare un programator de jocuri si dupa moarte, ajunge in Iad. Dupa o saptamana, suna Satana la Dumnezeu:

- Doamne, ce nebun mi-ai trimis?! A distrus toate cazanele, a ucis toti dracii, alearga prin tot Iadul si striga in gura mare 'Unde-i iesirea spre nivelul 2?'

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Regina Elisabeta a II-a, Obama si Traian Basescu mor si ajung in Iad. La un moment dat, Elisabeta:

- Mi-e dor de Anglia ! Vreau sa sun in Anglia sa vad ce face toata lumea acolo.

Suna regina, vorbeste cam 5 minute si apoi il intreaba pe Diavol:

-Cat iti datorez pentru convorbirea asta?

-5 milioane $.

Scoate regina un cec de 5 milioane $ si se duce la locul

ei… Dupa cateva momente, Obama, foarte gelos, tzipa:

-E randul meu! Vreau sa sun si eu sa vad ce se intampla in Statele Unite, ce face toata lumea acolo!

Suna Obama, vorbeste cam 10 minute, dupa care catre Diavol:

-Cat iti datorez pentru convorbirea asta?

-10 milioane $. Obama, cu o privire taioasa, scoate un cec de 10 milioane de $ si se duce la locul lui…

Vazand acestea, Basescu, si mai gelos, incepe sa ?ipe:

-Vreau sa sun in Romania, sa vad ce face toata lumea acolo! Vreau sa vorbesc cu ministrii, cu deputatii, vreau sa vorbesc cu toata lumea!

Suna Basescu in Romania, sta la telefon vreo 2 ore, vorbeste cu toate neamurile, cu toti prietenii, cu toti deputatii si ministrii…

Dupa ce termina de vorbit, se pregateste sa-i plateasca Diavolului:

-Scuze, am stat cam mult… Cat iti datorez?

-Un dolar…

-Poftim?!?!?

- Doar un amarat de dolar??

-Pai,da… Ca daca suni dintr-un Iad in alt Iad, e convorbire locala.

Si sa va mai zic...... Noapte buna? sau Buna dimineatza????

Ma mai gandesc....

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