acelasi_bandit Posted December 25, 2011 Posted December 25, 2011 BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA DE CE ABERATI ???????? ma ce faci alexandru?
bunny Posted December 25, 2011 Posted December 25, 2011 Azi in prag de sarbatoare sa ai grija de mancare, sa nu bagi multe sarmale ca se face p**a moale, sa ai grija de salata daca vrei s-o vezi sculata, sa nu gusti deloc friptura ca atunci adio p**a, fara prajituri cu nuci daca vrei sa dai la buci, deci apuca-te si bea, LA MULTI ANI in p**a mea!! its a copy paste. :D
undercover Posted December 25, 2011 Posted December 25, 2011 bantitule ce parere crezi ca au copii din lesotho despre pasta de dinti ?
bunny Posted December 26, 2011 Posted December 26, 2011 Dar cand hraneai rinichii cu bautura nu te mai durea capu. <,< What goes around comes around. =)
Konvict Posted December 26, 2011 Posted December 26, 2011 atunci ma simteam bine ^_^ tre sa o las mai moale ca am ficatu in coma =))
Guest Sifon Posted December 27, 2011 Posted December 27, 2011 I-a dat perversa =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =))
Xploid Posted December 27, 2011 Posted December 27, 2011 I-a dat perversa =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)))) ce perversa ia dat
Guest Sifon Posted December 27, 2011 Posted December 27, 2011 daca dai volumu tare se aude cand i da perversa cand pica se beseste ala micu =))
acelasi_bandit Posted December 27, 2011 Posted December 27, 2011 bantitule ce parere crezi ca au copii din lesotho despre pasta de dinti ? da ,le place shaorma
Cristian Posted December 28, 2011 Author Posted December 28, 2011 Random girl from a random sex stories forum: Went back to this guys place after we had seen eachother at the same bar several times. It became clear the sex wasn't going to be great- he basically yanked off my clothes, shoved it in there, thrust violently for about a minute and a half, and then came. After he was done, I went to lie down on him for obligatory post-sex cuddles. He started having a weird panic attack or something, and forcefully PUSHED me off him, yelling "can you get OFF ME!? I just came, give me some fucking space!" I moved away from him and tried to process what was happening- he was still having a panic attack (I think), and then just said "Can you leave? Right now?" We never spoke again. Best comment eva': So he picked you up at a bar, took you home, avoided foreplay, came immediately, didn't have to cuddle and you left only to never speak to him again??? This man is a genius.
bunny Posted December 28, 2011 Posted December 28, 2011 :)))))))))))))))) And yea, am avut rabdarea sa citesc...si cred ca singurul. =)
Cristian Posted December 28, 2011 Author Posted December 28, 2011 wanna keep reading? I'm peeing myself over here =)) I was hooking up with this chick once when we were both inebriated. I remember it was hot as hell, the lights were out, and she was on top doing her thing...when I felt drops of liquid on me. Turns out she was a squirter! This blew my mind...and it was pretty clear it turned me on, but she stopped for a moment and said "if you think that is hot, just wait" and she proceeded to turn around but her arm missed the edge of the bed. She ate the floor. Seriously. Beak first face plant. Like she was doing the worm. I thought she broke her neck. Not a second went by before she shot right up and said "keep going", but as she got into bed I noticed blood pouring out of her face. She broke her nose.
Cristian Posted December 28, 2011 Author Posted December 28, 2011 First time having sex with my boyfriend, everything was new and exciting but I was very shy and very inexperienced. We had been together a long time but used a condom so I couldn't get pregnant. We had amazing sex and I orgasmed quickly. I couldn't tell if he had finished because I was too loud and didn't know how to tell if a guy orgasmed. I wanted him to enjoy himself and I was sore at that point so I decided to give him a blow job to help him finish. Without saying anything, I started to remove the condom. I got really frustrated and angry with it because it seemed too tight and wouldn't come off easily. I was still trying to look sexy while removing the condom. Don't know how that was supposed to look but I tried anyway. I tried gently rolling it off but the damn thing wouldn't come off. So I aggressively ripped it off when suddenly I was bitch slapped in the face with a wad of cum. Right in my eye, all over my face and mouth. I was mortified, surely blushing and was still trying to look sexy. My mind was racing, "do I wipe it off? Play with it? What do I do?" For lack of a better idea, I simply smiled. I was trying to look cute but I'm certain I looked like a dork. I guess it went okay. We're married now. :) +18 only =))
Konvict Posted December 28, 2011 Posted December 28, 2011 First time having sex with my boyfriend, everything was new and exciting but I was very shy and very inexperienced. We had been together a long time but used a condom so I couldn't get pregnant. We had amazing sex and I orgasmed quickly. I couldn't tell if he had finished because I was too loud and didn't know how to tell if a guy orgasmed. I wanted him to enjoy himself and I was sore at that point so I decided to give him a blow job to help him finish. Without saying anything, I started to remove the condom. I got really frustrated and angry with it because it seemed too tight and wouldn't come off easily. I was still trying to look sexy while removing the condom. Don't know how that was supposed to look but I tried anyway. I tried gently rolling it off but the damn thing wouldn't come off. So I aggressively ripped it off when suddenly I was bitch slapped in the face with a wad of cum. Right in my eye, all over my face and mouth. I was mortified, surely blushing and was still trying to look sexy. My mind was racing, "do I wipe it off? Play with it? What do I do?" For lack of a better idea, I simply smiled. I was trying to look cute but I'm certain I looked like a dork. I guess it went okay. We're married now. :) +18 only =)) I was bitch slapped in the face. =))
