Mariy Posted February 3, 2012 Share Posted February 3, 2012 si-a luat bunny monitor,daca nu dai de baut sa-l uzi se strica repede :dooh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cristian Posted February 3, 2012 Author Share Posted February 3, 2012 oho salut mariy :D (shobo) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mariy Posted February 3, 2012 Share Posted February 3, 2012 buna buna long time no see :tiphat: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngeL Posted February 5, 2012 Share Posted February 5, 2012 Deci mie imi place ciorba de legume, pentru o dieta sanatoasa si armonioasa..voua va place? ^ _^ Va vad lingurind in ea toata ziua, s-ar parea ca nu va place. :)) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cristian Posted February 6, 2012 Author Share Posted February 6, 2012 cui nu? :D Hai sa-ti zic cum fac/mananc eu ciorba: Pun toate legumele care le am in frigider, fac ciorba dupa care strecor toate legumele si mananc doar asa: zeama, cartofi si carne. :)) Rar mai mananc si putina fidea... Sunt foarte fitos cand vine vorba de mancare... :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Konvict Posted February 6, 2012 Share Posted February 6, 2012 sa aveti pofta ^_^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maeve Posted February 6, 2012 Share Posted February 6, 2012 :tiphat: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bunny Posted February 6, 2012 Share Posted February 6, 2012 SHE WANTS TO TOUCH MEEEEEEEEEE UHUUUUUUUUUUUU \;d/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cristian Posted February 6, 2012 Author Share Posted February 6, 2012 bai bunny I've got a million dolar idea! Tot ii aud pe astia "arde tara, arde tara"... hai dracului sa facem pipi pe ea sa stingem focul :)) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uLise Posted February 6, 2012 Share Posted February 6, 2012 Sunt foarte fitos cand vine vorba de mancare... :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cristian Posted February 6, 2012 Author Share Posted February 6, 2012 what's the freaking point in doing that if you can't eat it :)) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uLise Posted February 6, 2012 Share Posted February 6, 2012 what's the freaking point in doing that if you can't eat it :)) eu pot cea mai tare mancare a fost de 800.000 calorii Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cristian Posted February 6, 2012 Author Share Posted February 6, 2012 aiurea... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaserz Posted February 6, 2012 Share Posted February 6, 2012 what's the freaking point in doing that if you can't eat it :)) eu pot cea mai tare mancare a fost de 800.000 calorii da ce ai mancat cu atatea calorii??? :crazy: :crazy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cristian Posted February 6, 2012 Author Share Posted February 6, 2012 coliva facuta pentru aia 2 din video :))) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The^DiamondZ Posted February 6, 2012 Share Posted February 6, 2012 b-( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bunny Posted February 6, 2012 Share Posted February 6, 2012 bai bunny I've got a million dolar idea! Tot ii aud pe astia "arde tara, arde tara"... hai dracului sa facem pipi pe ea sa stingem focul :)) aja vacem! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acelasi_bandit Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 :X cum arata mancarea aia <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bunny Posted February 10, 2012 Share Posted February 10, 2012 Analiza chimica a barbatului: Element : Barbatul Simbol: Ba; Descoperitor: Plamadit de Dumnezeu Masa: Standard 70 kg, dar poate varia intre 57 si 400 de kg Raspandire: In zone rurale sau urbane, in stare libera sau in combinatii. Poate exista si in salbaticie. Poprietati fizice: - De obicei, suprafata sa este acoperita cu par. - Este inflamabil, se aprinde instantaneu la contactul vizual cu femeia, daca aceasta este destul de dezbracata. - Odata ajuns la temperatura maxima, se stinge foarte repede. - afinitate deosebita pentru masini, fotbal, bere si femei. Propietati chimice: - Mare atractie pentru alcool. In combinatie cu acestea isi pierde din mobilitate si inteligenta. - Sensibili la discutii despre lungimi. Intrebuintari: - Pana in prezent, nu au fost descoperite intrebuintari relevante pentru omenire. - Bun la casa omului, ca orice animal domestic! Analiza chimica a femeii: ELEMENT: Femeia; SIMBOL: Fa; DESCOPERITOR: Adam; MASA ATOMICA: Acceptata cu 55kg, dar variaza intre 45kg si 225kg PROPRIETATI FIZICE: 1) suprafata acoperita in mod normal cu o pelicula de vopsea si pudra 2) fierbe din senin, ingheata aparent fara motiv 3) se topeste daca primeste tratament special 4) devine amara daca este folosita incorect PROPIETATI CHIMICE: 1) afinitate pt aur, argint, platina si toate pietrele pretioase 2) absoarbe cantitati mari de substante pretioase 3) explodeaza in mod spontan fara motiv sau avertizare 4) cel mai puternic agent de reducere a banilor cunoscut. xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Konvict Posted February 10, 2012 Share Posted February 10, 2012 4) cel mai puternic agent de reducere a banilor cunoscut. =)) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maeve Posted February 10, 2012 Share Posted February 10, 2012 http://staupe.net/valorile-femeii-si-ale-barbatului/ :tiphat: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bunny Posted February 10, 2012 Share Posted February 10, 2012 mine is funnier. <,< Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maeve Posted February 10, 2012 Share Posted February 10, 2012 http://baby01doll.wordpress.com/2011/02/07/barbati-vs-femei-partea-a-ii-a/ asta e si mai si, parca am mai postat o data :)))) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maeve Posted February 10, 2012 Share Posted February 10, 2012 Soacra isi invita ginerele la masa. Ginerele, desi suspicios, accepta invitatia. Pe masa, diferite salate, preparate din carne de pui, porc, vreo 3 feluri de cartofi, deserturi, bere rece, vin... La un moment dat soacra iese la bucatarie. Ginerele apuca o bucatica de carne si i-o da pisicii. Pisica haleste, vioaie, apoi dintr-o data incremeneste... mai zvacneste de cateva ori spasmodic, apoi moare sub masa. Nervos tare, ginerele apuca o cratita goala si cand intra soacra ii trage una de o lasa lata pe jos. In acest moment, pisica redevine vioaie si chiuie de sub masa: - Na!Mai arunca cu papucii dupa mine in natia matii de baba! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHARK_BITE Posted February 10, 2012 Share Posted February 10, 2012 Soacra isi invita ginerele la masa. Ginerele, desi suspicios, accepta invitatia. Pe masa, diferite salate, preparate din carne de pui, porc, vreo 3 feluri de cartofi, deserturi, bere rece, vin... La un moment dat soacra iese la bucatarie. Ginerele apuca o bucatica de carne si i-o da pisicii. Pisica haleste, vioaie, apoi dintr-o data incremeneste... mai zvacneste de cateva ori spasmodic, apoi moare sub masa. Nervos tare, ginerele apuca o cratita goala si cand intra soacra ii trage una de o lasa lata pe jos. In acest moment, pisica redevine vioaie si chiuie de sub masa: - Na!Mai arunca cu papucii dupa mine in natia matii de baba! =)) =)) =)) =)) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
