Narcisa Posted February 16, 2010 Author Posted February 16, 2010 Mr. Garrison: Hey, guess what everybody? I'm gay!Principal Victoria: Mr. Garrison?Mr. Mackey: What?Mr. Garrison: I'm as gay as a gymnast on shore leave!Principal Victoria: You admit it? You admit it!!!Mr. Mackey: Oh, that's great, Mr. Garrison. You've finally come to terms with yourself!Mr. Garrison: Yeah, it feels really good!Principal Victoria: Well, congratulations!Mr. Mackey: Yeah, congratulations!Mr. Garrison: You know, I feel like I can start anew. If it's not alright with you, I'd like to go back to teaching the third grade.Principal Victoria: Oh. I'm sorry, we don't hire gay people.
Narcisa Posted February 16, 2010 Author Posted February 16, 2010 Don't do drugs kids. There is a time and place for everything. It's called college.
Narcisa Posted February 16, 2010 Author Posted February 16, 2010 Stan: Dude, dolphins are intelligent and friendly.Cartman: Intelligent and friendly on rye bread with some mayonnaise.