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o fo ma, o fo

speak Chinese?

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wu xing , chicken in love

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Poza aia clar nu e din Romania

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>_<

Cf fluffosule? :-j

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Barabule. :>

Comercializezi sau pt folosinta interna?

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TOP 10 REASONS WHY BEER IS BETTER THAN RELIGION!

10. No one will kill you for not drinking Beer

9. Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex.

8. Beer has never caused a major war.

7. They don't force Beer on minors who can't think for

themselves.

6. When you have Beer, you don't knock on people's doors

trying to give it away.

5. Nobody has ever been burned at the stake, hanged or

tortured over their brand of Beer.

4. You don't have to wait more than 2000 years for a second

Beer.

3. There are laws saying that Beer labels can't lie to you.

2. You can prove you have a Beer.

1. If you've devoted your life to Beer, there are groups to

help you stop.

Religious tolerance

I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. I immediately ran over and said "Stop! Don't do it!"

"Why shouldn't I?" he said.

I said, "Well, there's so much to live for!"

"Like what?"

"Well ... are you religious or atheist?"

"Religious."

"Me too! Are you Christian or Jewish?"

"Christian."

"Me too! Are you Catholic or Protestant?"

"Protestant."

"Me too! Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?"

"Baptist."

"Wow! Me too! Are you Baptist Church of God or Baptist Church of the Lord?"

"Baptist Church of God."

"Me too! Are you Original Baptist Church of God, or are you Reformed Baptist Church of God?"

"Reformed Baptist Church of God."

"Me too! Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1879, or Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915?"

"Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915!"

To which I said, "Die, heretic scum!" and pushed him off.

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eu votez curtea berarilor.

bere buna si conditii bune, nu ca mizeriile astea gen beckerbrau / big mamou sau cum plm le zice. bere proasta, galgie, conditii naspa, servire aiurea..

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