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[VISE]

^_^

[VISE]

:|

[VISE]

:(

[VISE]

8-|

[ArroW]

felicitari pt rr

:beer:

[ArroW]

somnorosilor =))

[Schatzi92]

ntz

[Schatzi92]

:bananadance2:

[Schatzi92]

:bananadance2:

[Schatzi92]

:bananadance2:

[Guest athrokk]

Neatza ulatilor :nanana:

[ArroW]

ntz a fost cand m-am trezit eu :))

[VISE]

ms ^_^

ntz si voua :wub:

[-HaO-™]

ntz :-)

[Guest tr@ncerul]

ntz a fost cand m-am trezit eu :))

varsta, varsta... :>

[Schatzi92]

:)

[King90]

[VISE]

:)

[ArroW]

[VISE]

xD

[-HaO-™]

salutare si paste fericit tuturor }{

[VISE]

sal xD

Sa Pasti Fericit si Tu :wub:

[King90]

The male anatomy

• coaie: equivalent to using "dude" or "mate" in English speaking countries. For example "Salut, coaie, ce faci?" means "Hi, balls, how are you doing?".

Another stupid frase like this is "Ce faci coi?" (and that's where the name of the place "Băicoi" came from) or "Ce faci bai pula?" meaning "What are u doing ball?" and "Yo dick, how's goin'?". Those last two are mostly used by peasants or rednecks (who think they are different or smarter then the usual people that talk dirty). Most young people (with no education) see nothing wrong in being addressed in this manner, while some older people might be offended.

• smardan: huge pesant dick (used only between gay people)

• pula, carbasan, stromeleag (or "sturmeleag"), cocar, ceatarna, stopleaca, madular, pulete, baros, falus, scula, puță, salam, ciocan, cârnat, cric ("să te iau pe cric"< mostly used by readnecks "to lift you up on the jack" and meaning "to screw" someone >), cuc (cucu-n fălci <only used by peasants referring to a blowjob>)', carici, belis, vrej, mataranga: penis,dick

The female anatomy

• balcoane (plural of balcon): a woman's breasts (literally "balconies")

• bidoane (plural of bidon): a woman's big breasts (literally "canisters")

• pizdă/pizdoi/pizdulice: vagina, pussy

• mingeac, mă-ta în pula goală: mij, fleașcă, buburuză, salamul invers, rozmarin, muzicuță, gingirică, zeană, fofoloancă, zbarca, dodoasca, păsărică, fluturaș, cisdirică, cascaraveta, veveriță: vagina

General anatomy and body functions

• buci (plural of bucă): ass cheeks.

• floci (plural of floc): pubic hairs.

• căcat: shit

• căcare: shitting; shit as in "to take a shit"

• laba: masturbation (literally "paw")

• căcău: ass

• mizerie:ass hole

• cur: ass

• rozeta: ass hole

• popou: ass, tush

• găozar: gay

• partar: gay (referring to men)

• găoază: asshole (literally "hole")

• ochi(ul) maro : asshole (literally "the brown eye")

• ochi(ul) cu gene încâlcite : asshole (literally "the eye with tangled up eyebrows")

• sarpele cu un ochi : dick (literally "one-eyed snake")

• miel(ul) cu o nara: dick (literally "one-nostriled lamb")

• futai, futere: sexual intercourse

• muie: blowjob, oral sex("muie" comes from "muian" which is an old Romanian word for "face" still used in some rural areas, although "faţă" is now used the most).

• a bate maimuta: to masturbate (literally "to beat the monkey")

• a canta la flautul cu gusa: to do a blowjob (oral sex) to someone

• pipi: children's word for piss

• pişat: piss

• batca: masturbation

• mizerie:ass hole

• smecleu: sperm

• sloboz: sperm

• a-i iesi mucu la miel: to ejaculate (literally "to pop the bugger of the lamb")

• a-i urca lutul la deal, a-i urca balegarul la deal: to make anal sex with someone (literally "to push the dirt up, on the hill")

• a da la magazia cu damf: to make anal sex with someone (literally "to hit the reeked storeroom")

• a-i da in cap lu' mutu: to masturbate

Common cursing (literally translation)

• Du-te-n pizda mă-tii !: Go into your mother's cunt

• Futu-ți morții mă-tii !: Fuck your mother's dead relatives

• Futu-ți gâtul mă-tii !: Fuck you mother's neck

• Futu-ți soarele mă-tii !: Fuck your mother's sun

• Futu-ți dumnezeii mă-tii !: Fuck your mother's gods

• Să te fut în cur pe mă-ta !: Fuck you in the ass on your mother

• Să-mi bag pula-n gâtul tău !: Stick my dick into your throat

• Futu-ti ceapa ma-tii!: Fuck your mother onion!

[Schatzi92]

:bananadance2:

[King90]

The male anatomy

• coaie: equivalent to using "dude" or "mate" in English speaking countries. For example "Salut, coaie, ce faci?" means "Hi, balls, how are you doing?".

Another stupid frase like this is "Ce faci coi?" (and that's where the name of the place "Băicoi" came from) or "Ce faci bai pula?" meaning "What are u doing ball?" and "Yo dick, how's goin'?". Those last two are mostly used by peasants or rednecks (who think they are different or smarter then the usual people that talk dirty). Most young people (with no education) see nothing wrong in being addressed in this manner, while some older people might be offended.

• smardan: huge pesant dick (used only between gay people)

• pula, carbasan, stromeleag (or "sturmeleag"), cocar, ceatarna, stopleaca, madular, pulete, baros, falus, scula, puță, salam, ciocan, cârnat, cric ("să te iau pe cric"< mostly used by readnecks "to lift you up on the jack" and meaning "to screw" someone >), cuc (cucu-n fălci <only used by peasants referring to a blowjob>)', carici, belis, vrej, mataranga: penis,dick

The female anatomy

• balcoane (plural of balcon): a woman's breasts (literally "balconies")

• bidoane (plural of bidon): a woman's big breasts (literally "canisters")

• pizdă/pizdoi/pizdulice: vagina, pussy

• mingeac, mă-ta în pula goală: mij, fleașcă, buburuză, salamul invers, rozmarin, muzicuță, gingirică, zeană, fofoloancă, zbarca, dodoasca, păsărică, fluturaș, cisdirică, cascaraveta, veveriță: vagina

General anatomy and body functions

• buci (plural of bucă): ass cheeks.

• floci (plural of floc): pubic hairs.

• căcat: shit

• căcare: shitting; shit as in "to take a shit"

• laba: masturbation (literally "paw")

• căcău: ass

• mizerie:ass hole

• cur: ass

• rozeta: ass hole

• popou: ass, tush

• găozar: gay

• partar: gay (referring to men)

• găoază: asshole (literally "hole")

• ochi(ul) maro : asshole (literally "the brown eye")

• ochi(ul) cu gene încâlcite : asshole (literally "the eye with tangled up eyebrows")

• sarpele cu un ochi : dick (literally "one-eyed snake")

• miel(ul) cu o nara: dick (literally "one-nostriled lamb")

• futai, futere: sexual intercourse

• muie: blowjob, oral sex("muie" comes from "muian" which is an old Romanian word for "face" still used in some rural areas, although "faţă" is now used the most).

• a bate maimuta: to masturbate (literally "to beat the monkey")

• a canta la flautul cu gusa: to do a blowjob (oral sex) to someone

• pipi: children's word for piss

• pişat: piss

• batca: masturbation

• mizerie:ass hole

• smecleu: sperm

• sloboz: sperm

• a-i iesi mucu la miel: to ejaculate (literally "to pop the bugger of the lamb")

• a-i urca lutul la deal, a-i urca balegarul la deal: to make anal sex with someone (literally "to push the dirt up, on the hill")

• a da la magazia cu damf: to make anal sex with someone (literally "to hit the reeked storeroom")

• a-i da in cap lu' mutu: to masturbate

Common cursing (literally translation)

• Du-te-n pizda mă-tii !: Go into your mother's cunt

• Futu-ți morții mă-tii !: Fuck your mother's dead relatives

• Futu-ți gâtul mă-tii !: Fuck you mother's neck

• Futu-ți soarele mă-tii !: Fuck your mother's sun

• Futu-ți dumnezeii mă-tii !: Fuck your mother's gods

• Să te fut în cur pe mă-ta !: Fuck you in the ass on your mother

• Să-mi bag pula-n gâtul tău !: Stick my dick into your throat

• Futu-ti ceapa ma-tii!: Fuck your mother onion!