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O furnica vroia sa treaca un rau si fiind mica ii era frica sa nu o ia curentul si sa se inece. Vede un elefant si ii zice:

-Elefantule nu ai putea sa ma treci si pe mine apa?

Elefantul o ia in trompa si o trece apa. Furnica spune:

-Elefantule esti cea mai marinimoasa si gentila persoana...

Elefantul zice repede si raspicat: -Hai lasa vorba si dezbraca-te!! :coffee:

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O furnica vroia sa treaca un rau si fiind mica ii era frica sa nu o ia curentul si sa se inece. Vede un elefant si ii zice:

-Elefantule nu ai putea sa ma treci si pe mine apa?

Elefantul o ia in trompa si o trece apa. Furnica spune:

-Elefantule esti cea mai marinimoasa si gentila persoana...

Elefantul zice repede si raspicat: -Hai lasa vorba si dezbraca-te!! :coffee:

=)) =))

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Bandit se crede furnicuta de aia rade.... :)) :)) :))

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A guy suspected that his wife was cheating on him, so he hired a

Chinese

detective... the cheapest one he could find. This is his report:

Most honorable sir!

You leave house. I watch house. He come house. I watch. He and

she leave house.

I follow. He and she go hotel. I climb tree. I look window.

He kiss she. She kiss he. He strip she. She strip he. He play

with she.

She play with he. I play with me. I fall off tree. I no see.

No fee,

Cheng Lee.

:))

Guest Dehumanized
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sall all alexutzu here

Guest WarlockTM
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re re :))

:bananadance2:

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:whistle: :whistle: :whistle:

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