Zupemen Posted January 12, 2010 Posted January 12, 2010 O furnica vroia sa treaca un rau si fiind mica ii era frica sa nu o ia curentul si sa se inece. Vede un elefant si ii zice: -Elefantule nu ai putea sa ma treci si pe mine apa? Elefantul o ia in trompa si o trece apa. Furnica spune: -Elefantule esti cea mai marinimoasa si gentila persoana... Elefantul zice repede si raspicat: -Hai lasa vorba si dezbraca-te!!
acelasi_bandit Posted January 13, 2010 Posted January 13, 2010 O furnica vroia sa treaca un rau si fiind mica ii era frica sa nu o ia curentul si sa se inece. Vede un elefant si ii zice: -Elefantule nu ai putea sa ma treci si pe mine apa? Elefantul o ia in trompa si o trece apa. Furnica spune: -Elefantule esti cea mai marinimoasa si gentila persoana... Elefantul zice repede si raspicat: -Hai lasa vorba si dezbraca-te!! =)) =))
Zupemen Posted January 13, 2010 Posted January 13, 2010 as mai zice un banc dar nu imi vine nici unu in minte acum :( , revin mai tarziu :))
Guest WarlockTM Posted January 13, 2010 Posted January 13, 2010 Bandit se crede furnicuta de aia rade.... :)) :)) :))
muspeedy Posted January 14, 2010 Posted January 14, 2010 zzA guy suspected that his wife was cheating on him, so he hired aChinesedetective... the cheapest one he could find. This is his report:Most honorable sir!You leave house. I watch house. He come house. I watch. He andshe leave house.I follow. He and she go hotel. I climb tree. I look window.He kiss she. She kiss he. He strip she. She strip he. He playwith she.She play with he. I play with me. I fall off tree. I no see.No fee,Cheng Lee.:))