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Un Moderator de pe un forum cu iubita in dormitor.

Moderatorul:- Draga vreau sa facem dragoste in noaptea asta.

Iubita: - Ma doare capul.

Moderatorul: (o palma peste bot)

Iubita: - Ce a fost asta!!!

Moderatorul: - Warn, pentru OFF Topic!

Bancul il iti poti lua drept raspuns la intrebare? :))))

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:nanana: :))))

Un patron de la frizerie isi cumpara un papagal multicolor si il pune in vitrina pentru a atrage clientele.

Trece Maria pe langa vitrina cu pricina si aude: " Esti o c**va, esti o c**va!".

Se uita Maria urat la papagal si merge mai departe. A 2-a zi aceeasi poveste, papagalul tipa din vitrina la Maria: "Esti o c**va, esti o c**va!". A 3-a zi trece Maria iar prin locul cu pricina, aude papagalul si se duce nervoasa la patron si se plange de atitudinea acestuia. Patronul, suparat, ca pedeapsa isi vopseste papagalul in negru.

Dupa o saptamana, Maria se plimba prin fata frizeriei si vede papagalul vopsit negru. Ii spune: "Eh, acuma nu mai zici nimic?" la care papagalul ii raspunde: "Cand sunt in frac nu vorbesc cu c**vele!"

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LMA neneaa Neluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu! :kiss:

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