Guest SouthBoy_Lucyo Posted October 22, 2009 Posted October 22, 2009 =)))Te lasa astia beat la munca :))?Well ... i have a job... does it matter if i drink ? You have? let's see.....linkmania....and....hmmm....ah, yes....linkmania :-j
Lucian Posted October 22, 2009 Posted October 22, 2009 Well ... i have a job... does it matter if i drink ? You have? let's see.....linkmania....and....hmmm....ah, yes....linkmania :-jba taci maare copil si sot. si asta la 15 ani
Spiky2013 Posted October 22, 2009 Posted October 22, 2009 Well ... i have a job... does it matter if i drink ? You have? let's see.....linkmania....and....hmmm....ah, yes....linkmania :-jdude stfu even wow is a job. you know ensidia gets lots of $$$$ for doing first world kills??? from razer, alienware, and so on xDDd ??
lixandra Posted October 22, 2009 Posted October 22, 2009 Well ... i have a job... does it matter if i drink ? You have? let's see.....linkmania....and....hmmm....ah, yes....linkmania :-jCred ca ti s-a dereglat ceasul :)). In loc sa il dai duminica, l-ai dat acum.
Spiky2013 Posted October 22, 2009 Posted October 22, 2009 parca va intelegeat ibine LOL sau ai aflat acu ca are copil/sot si... nu mai e interesant? xDDDdd
Guest SouthBoy_Lucyo Posted October 22, 2009 Posted October 22, 2009 parca va intelegeat ibine LOL sau ai aflat acu ca are copil/sot si... nu mai e interesant? xDDDddSi cu tine ma inteleg bine...pinky gay queen ..... And FYI : it wasn't interesting from the start, nothing is.@Lixandra....ma abtin....nu vreau sa devin rautacios.Have fun in your world :)
Guest SouthBoy_Lucyo Posted October 22, 2009 Posted October 22, 2009 In the world, one single rule applies to the men: make the woman happy. Do something she likes and you get points. Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted. You don?t get any points for doing something she expects. Sorry, that?s the way the game is played.Here is a guide to the point system: Simple DutiesYou make the bed (+1)- You make the bed, but forget the decorative pillow (0)- You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets (-1)You go out to buy her what she wants (+5)- In the rain (+8)- But return with Beer (-5)You check out a suspicious noise at night (0)- You check out a suspicious noise, and it is nothing (0)- You check out a suspicious noise and it is something (+5)- You pummel it with iron rod (+10)- It?s her pet (-10)Social EngagementsYou stay by her side the entire party (0)- You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a college buddy (-2)- Named Tina (-4)- Tina is a dancer (-10)Her BirthdayYou take her out to dinner (0)- You take her out to dinner and it?s not a sports bar (+1)- Okay, it?s a sports bar (-2)- And it?s all-you-can-eat night (-3)- It?s a sports bar, it?s all-you-can-eat night and your face is painted the colours of your favourite team (-10)A Night Out You take her to a movie (+2)- You take her to a movie she likes (+4)- You take her to a movie you hate (+6)- You take her to a movie you like (-2)- It?s called ?DeathCop? (-3)- You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans (-15)Your Physique- You develop a noticeable potbelly (-15)- You develop a noticeable potbelly and exercise to get rid of it (+10)- You develop a noticeable potbelly and resort to baggy jeans and baggy Hawaiian shirts (-30)- You say, “It doesn?t matter, you have one too.” (-8000)Enjoy The Big QuestionShe asks, “Do I look fat?” (-5) [Yes, you lose points no matter what]- You hesitate in responding (-10)- You reply, “Where?” (-35)- Any other response (-20)CommunicationWhen she wants to talk about a problem, you listen, displaying what looks like a concerned expression (0)- You listen, for over 30 minutes (+50)- You listen for more than 30 minutes without looking at the TV (+500)- She realizes this is because you have fallen asleep (-10000)
Guest SouthBoy_Lucyo Posted October 22, 2009 Posted October 22, 2009 Asta e drogat -_-.Macar eu marfa buna, tu molfai din pungi cu prenandez in gara -_-
lixandra Posted October 22, 2009 Posted October 22, 2009 Macar eu marfa buna, tu molfai din pungi cu prenandez in gara -_-Dupa ce ca tu mi-ai dat, acum faci nazuri? In loc sa-ti vopsesti masina, ai tras vopseaua in tine :))?
lixandra Posted October 22, 2009 Posted October 22, 2009 <_< Deci, ma mananca rau degetele. 1563 de puncte nebagate. Cred ca pun pe altcineva sa faca pragul.PS: G, sunt cu ochii pe PC :)). N-o sa iei 25.000 nici moarta.
