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Guest SouthBoy_Lucyo
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LOOOOAAAAAL!!!!!!

n`ai luat`o si pe adev ubyta k tine la ctza?

Sefu Shoby: nu...

Sefu Shoby: vrea sa vina

Sefu Shoby: n-am chef acum sa o am pe cap

Raluk 'scumpik:

Raluk 'scumpik: da pe mine ai keff sa ma ai..?

Raluk 'scumpik:

Sefu Shoby: unde sa te am?

Raluk 'scumpik: pe cap )

Sefu Shoby: )

Raluk 'scumpik:

Raluk 'scumpik: ce nesi ejtiii

aaaaaahahahahaahahaa =)))))))))))

Gay queen cine sunt personajele si despre ce avut/cap e vorba?

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spikyna, tu esti in concediu?

nu dar se rezolva daca ai vreo propunere :rolleyes: de ce intrebi? gata fugim? pai nu ramasese ca fugim peste o luna sa scapi de restante? ;;)

Gay queen cine sunt personajele si despre ce avut/cap e vorba?

un fost coleg din liceu e Sefu shobi, si tipa e o blonda :rofl1: nu se vede?

Guest SouthBoy_Lucyo
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nu dar se rezolva daca ai vreo propunere :rolleyes: de ce intrebi? gata fugim? pai nu ramasese ca fugim peste o luna sa scapi de restante? ;;)

un fost coleg din liceu e Sefu shobi, si tipa e o blonda :rofl1: nu se vede?

aham :hail:

Guest SouthBoy_Lucyo
Posted

paaaaaaa :crybaby: te voi astepta forevarrrr

Snif snif....

Off Topic: An Irish daughter of 21 years old had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return her father cussed her.

?Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line?

Why didn?t ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru??

The girl, crying, replied, ?Sniff, sniff?.Dad?.I became a prostitute??

?Ye, what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You?re a disgrace to this Catholic family.?

?OK, Dad? as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a 75 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex and for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that?s parked outside plus a membership to the country club???????? (takes a breath) ????. and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and?. ??

?Now what was it ye said ye had become?? says Dad.

Girl, crying again, ?Sniff, sniff?..a prostitute Daddy! Sniff, sniff.?

?Oh! Be Jesus! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant.

Come here and give yer old Dad a hug.?

On Topic: :despair:

Guest SouthBoy_Lucyo
Posted

I just love when I'm evil -_-

Guest SouthBoy_Lucyo
Posted

ce-mi place cand deformati pagina -_-

'Imi pare ru, a fost cu intentie :))

Guest SouthBoy_Lucyo
Posted

ba ce bulangiuuuuu estiiiiiiiiiiiii <_< si-mi pusesem si status :crybaby:

Verifica pagina anterioara <_<

Guest SouthBoy_Lucyo
Posted

Hai la bancuri cu blonde, sa vedem care ce poate.

Me 1'st:

Doua oltence, colege de banca, in timpul tezei la fizica.

Una sopteste, usor agitata, catre cealalta:

- Auzi , nu mi-e clar la problema asta cu vitezele, cat fu T1 la tine?

- Pai? cam zece minute, cred?

:clap:

Guest SouthBoy_Lucyo
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:ceuameni:

Ce caractere....

Se spune ca o blonda, avand dificultati financiare, a hotarat sa rapeasca un copil pentru a incerca sa obtina o anumita suma de bani din rascumparare. A mers intr-un parc, a ademenit un copil in spatele unui copac si a scris urmatorul bilet: “V-am rapit copilul! Imi pare rau ca am fost nevoita sa fac asta, dar am mare nevoie de bani. Lasati 10.000 de dolari intr-o punga de plastic, in spatele primului pom de pe aleea principala, maine dimineata la ora 7.” Semnat: “Blonda”. A prins biletul cu un ac de siguranta de geaca copiluli si i-a spus sa mearga direct acasa. A doua zi, s-a intors in parca si a gasit cei 10.000 de dolari exact in locul indicat, impreuna cu un bilet: “Iata cei 10.000 de dolari. Pur si simplu nu pot sa cred ca o blonda ii poate face una ca asta unei alte blonde?”

Cu blonzi nu....doar nu spun bancuri despre mine #-o

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