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Doi barbati la intrarea in berarie:

-Azi cate luam, doua sau trei?

-Doua, mai, ca ieri am luat trei si ne-a mai ramas!

-Patruzeci de beri si doua pungi de seminte va rugam

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Un betiv tipa noaptea pe strada cu o cheie in mana:

- Unde e masina care era infipta in cheia asta... Se apropie un gardian:

- Domnule, sunteti beat si deranjati linistea publica.

- Unde e masina care era infipta in cheia asta...

- Domnule, uitati-va in ce hal sunteti, aveti si slitzul desfacut...

...Se uita betivul la slitz:

- Unde e Maria....

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