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[Guest OELFA]

Ce ai patzit? :|

the shit has hit the fan :|

@nb

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nb :|

[Guest SouthBoy_Lucyo]

the shit has hit the fan :|

@nb

I don't understand :|

Sorry :|

However I hope you'll feel better !

Take care :hug:

And good night

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[Guest SouthBoy_Lucyo]

Un muncitor, tanar, sanatos, de 3 ani casatorit, are 4 copii si sta la etajul 1. La parter sta un politist, casatorit de 11 ani jumate dar fara copii.

La un moment dat il intreaba pe muncitor:

- Ma, ce faci, esti casatorit de 3 ani si ai deja 4 copii? Noi suntem casatoriti de atata timp dar nu reusim sa facem copii. Nu ai un sfat pentru mine?

- Simplu. Iti trebuie doar un sapun si o matura.

- Da, bine, un sapun si o matura. Mai departe?

- Diseara, cand te intorci de la serviciu, o bagi pe nevasta-ta sub dus, si o speli cu sapunul de sus pana jos...

- Dadadada! De sus pana jos. Si apoi?

- Apoi dai cu matura de tavan si cobor imediat.

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