Lineage II

[Iverson]

Inca o data bullet are dreptate. Madiba cu adenu luau 70-80kk pe saptamana parca.

Xcum ce-a mai buna conducere am vazut-o la SW, asa si asa scufa ... and the worst la Shea. (Am fost in Roots/eVictis , 1Spartans1 ).

La ultimu baium b0sse s-a certat cu Scufa si-a luat catrafusele si a plecat .

tre sa fii tu putin fraier poate in ultima vreme merge greu cu spartanii pentru ca nu mai joaca kll insa poate tu nu stii cand se facea baium in ~30 oameni ( chiar si bestul de 22 ) spartans cu TO

[CryNow]

ma intreb, oare de ce se bateau Madiba cu Abstract la baiumul de acum 2 zile? ah da, pentru ca nu vor sa cedeze adenul la rip. ca sa vezi ce chestie dom'le. TO n-au luat castel pentru ca pentru o perioada relativ lunga, nu le facea nimeni fata pe DEX. astfel ei si-au pastrat dreptul de a se inscrie la orice siege (flag etc) si in cele din urma au luat al 4-lea (si ultimul castel mare, important), RUNE. chestie gandita foarte bine, pentru ca pe deasupra, au primit si niste CRP-uri. stiai ca IFC, pe toate serverele pe care au fost au avut adenul? aceeasi chestia a fost gandita si pe DEX, sa transfere castelul pe interlude pentru +++ CRP.

aici intri in interlude, eu vorbeam de c4, acum cu ventrue in et e alta poveste, si e trist ca m-ai luat cu "ce flame bai baiatule'' asta insemnand ca te-a atins, repet .. C4 erau vremuri, interlude, un rahat de cronica a dat sansa renasterii din cenusa, atata timp cat am fost eu in abstract, orice epic s-a dat pe chestii fondate, cei mai numerosi au avut epicul iar restu. in functie de cati erau on itemele S,best A samd

oricum pt mine ek = renastere din cenusa, nu zic ca, ca clan sunt slabi, dar ca ally n-au treaba, orgoliu' de ... cea mai longeviva alianta ii face sa piarda teren, nu ma lua cu povesti ca nu ma intereseaza, in schimb doar o intrebare am: de ce au plecat tau,gf,thunderclan,mr ? ca is snobi, lacomi si bla bla, sa fim seriosi nici un cl nu are pretentia sa ia 2 epice la rand, asa ca las-o moale' "bai baiatule" ;)

ah si oricum o repet, pentru mine nu a existat decat un clan pe dex, si anume GhOsT, si Wraith care era un om ... ce merita toata stima, relax era un psihopat care doar vroia sa aiba tot[faza cu baiumu cand a venit pe wyvern doar sa nu-l ia vsAll si sa-si mai adune el oameni], sa fie un hitler al dexului, celia, orgoliul prea mare, si adesea prea usor ranit, despre ewelina nu pot sa imi dau cu parerea,si cam atat cu greii dexului

inca odata spun, pe c4, spre final et =0, acum pe interlude fara ventrue , et=0, ca clan, nu ca oameni, sa nu se inteleaga ca am ceva cu player'ii [ clan + conducere ]

[raw^]

faza cu numele colorate - probabil visual bug. Nu va alarmati.

ok, mersi :P

[Abiku]

Ciudat , nu am vazut doar la unul nickul colorat.. 10 pe putin

[Razvan]

masa.. cred ca m-am lasat de lineage.. n-am mai jucat de 13ore..

[xIcarus]

Haha esti mort nu mai stii nimic.

zici ca scufa si relax injura? sa-l vezi pe bosse:)))

Nu cred ca injura in alianta.

*cough* sa nu mai amintim de Dumnezeu. *cough*

[Razvan]

dumnezeu e cel mai de treaba mai de pe dex.. adica ma rog.. mie asa mi se pare.. cate iteme mi-a dat omu.. si nici macar nu ma cunostea..

[andix3x]

Nu am jucat in viata mea pe dex ....Dar am avut nsite prieteni care au jucat...au prins vremea lui AAO/SuperWoman !!Dupa cum mi-au zis ei EK rula pe atunci . Chiar daca erau 3 party-uri de inamici intr`un loc ..Venea AAO cu 2 healeri dupa el si rupea tot.....Tot serverul il respecta ...sau le era prea frica de el :> :> ....Acum tot ce aud despre EK este ca se c-am duce de rapa.....Acum ca a dat si Hcd leave ( daca am inteles bine ) chiar se va duce de rapa....In cine o sa isi mai puna baza EK ??? In Ally ?? Ma indoiesc .....Si faza aia cu injuratul dupa sfarsitul luptei...e lipsa de maturitate .... Dupa un pvp cu cineva , nu conteaza rezultatul , un " gf " sau "gg " ar fi super :) . Sa il mai incurajezi pe playerul respectiv...Singurele dati cand injur sunt cand imi da pm cineva care vrea sa cumpere ceva...si vb in rusa...eu ii zic " english man " si el tot cu rusa o tine.... ....

de ceva zile am vazut pe dex pe cativa cu numele in diferite culori inafara de alb si cel albastru de la rec's ex: mov/negru/gri... etc

cu ce is mai speciali ?

Pe unele servere culorile insemnau tipul de donator ...negru = 50$+ gri = 200 galben= 500

Unele servere = Pride , infinity !

Btw...stie cienva raspunsul la intrebarea mea ?? Daca cresc liliacul 10 lvl imi da 10 scrolls ??

[CryNow]

Nu am jucat in viata mea pe dex ....Dar am avut nsite prieteni care au jucat...au prins vremea lui AAO/SuperWoman !!Dupa cum mi-au zis ei EK rula pe atunci . Chiar daca erau 3 party-uri de inamici intr`un loc ..Venea AAO cu 2 healeri dupa el si rupea tot.....

nici chiar asa :-j

Acum tot ce aud despre EK este ca se c-am duce de rapa.....

a fost dus pe rapa, inexistent pe plan extins, existau doar cu numele si ch'u din goddard + party'uri si war la 4s/it

In cine o sa isi mai puna baza EK ??? In Ally ??

in ventrue si faptu ca s-au adunat toti intr-un clan, desi party'u tot de 9 a ramas

Si faza aia cu injuratul dupa sfarsitul luptei...e lipsa de maturitate ....

si totusi de inteles uneori

restu is vrajeli ce nu merita quotate

ps: e punctul meu de vedere

le: stai ca acu abea am citit finalul postului tau bullet, stai flex ca nici nu ma chinui sa inteleg, mai ales sa cred tot ce zboara, e ceva de genu e imposibil sa ma faci sa cred ceva ce am vazut cu ochii mei, ceva asemanator ai zis, si dupa cum am spus mai sus nu ma intereseaza povesti, daca zic ca eu am avut peste 3kkk pe dex cine dracu ma crede ? eh am avut, so ... lasa asa

Edited February 16, 2008 by spook-

[MisterDevil]

nici chiar asa :-j

a fost dus pe rapa, inexistent pe plan extins, existau doar cu numele si ch'u din goddard + party'uri si war la 4s/it

in ventrue si faptu ca s-au adunat toti intr-un clan, desi party'u tot de 9 a ramas

si totusi de inteles uneori

restu is vrajeli ce nu merita quotate

ps: e punctul meu de vedere

le: stai ca acu abea am citit finalul postului tau bullet, stai flex ca nici nu ma chinui sa inteleg, mai ales sa cred tot ce zboara, e ceva de genu e imposibil sa ma faci sa cred ceva ce am vazut cu ochii mei, ceva asemanator ai zis, si dupa cum am spus mai sus nu ma intereseaza povesti, daca zic ca eu am avut peste 3kkk pe dex cine dracu ma crede ? eh am avut, so ... lasa asa

incep sa cred ca iversonu asta si haitata impart acelasi neuron

[CryNow]

incep sa cred ca iversonu asta si haitata impart acelasi neuron

mare om mare replica :clap: [ ps devil haitata a fost hero, tu macar ai ajuns nobless ? ;) ]

ps wb, parca erai jucator de wow ? si totodata zicea ca l2 sux and wow rulz, cum dreaq postezi la l2 ? o0

[MisterDevil]

spre deosebire de tine haitata a stralucit .. mare lucru ... un kkt stralucitor ... tot un kkt e

vad ca tot un te-ai prins ca chiar daca ai avut 3kkk si esti singur si esti si iverson si mai ai si atitudine de ceaun ... esti in plus :)

momentan joc triburile

[bullet13]

bla bla bla

stii vorba aia, o dai la intors ca la ploiesti?

iti aduc argumente si-o dai in diverse. bazat pe chestii din auzite, poti gasi oricand nod in papura.

[CryNow]

stii vorba aia, o dai la intors ca la ploiesti?

iti aduc argumente si-o dai in diverse. bazat pe chestii din auzite, poti gasi oricand nod in papura.

adineauri am zis ca tot ce am relatat e de pe vremea cand eram in abstract, deci nu-s chestii auzite

devil poate ca rabdarea nu imi e un atuu, dar mai bine singur in anumite circumstante decat cu noobi

[MisterDevil]

rabdarea e o virtute

cand vine vorba de mmo si iti place singur ... tre sa ai probleme adevarate

din punctu meu de vedere tu nu stii ce inseamna noob

pentru mine un nub care se inplica si isi da totusi intereseu sa faca ceva e mai bun decat un pro

pentru mine un nub e acel om ce intra intr`un clan pentru un item .. nu pentru oameni, acel om care e atat de josnic incat si-ar "dona" arma de pe el in speranta ca ajugne undeva

iti dai seama ca doar 1 din 7 jucatori noi nouti si-ar arunca arma pe jos in speranta ca atunci cand o ridica sa fie OE

[CryNow]

iti dai seama ca doar 1 din 7 jucatori noi nouti si-ar arunca arma pe jos in speranta ca atunci cand o ridica sa fie OE

:rofl1: stupid me mai bine nu-mi aduceai aminte, desi acu ca nu mai am tangenta cu l2'u nu prea mai imi pasa si imi vine sa rad cat de naiv am fost )) dar nu speram sa fie oe stf

hai salut

[kBm]

Mai venise unu la mine in giran.Era un dark elf ... misterios asa.... si imi spune ca imi face arma +5.(io o aveam +3)@homu

Zis ca si facut.Ma duce in spatele la dark elven guild(e un spatiu gol acolo in giran) si ma pune sa arunc o potiune o sageata etc ... un fel de vodoo dasta.Si deodata: arunca arma si inchide ochii 5 secunde

OPA .... ce sa fac? i-am dat flit

[xIcarus]

Apropo de scams, cand eram pe l2p (cand am inceput l2) aveam un sk de 54 si ii tot tineam duale pe el, aveam sabie si scut, dar mie nu imi placea cum arata. Pana cand a zis unul ca imi poate enchanta arma si mi-a facut o fenta cu party-ul, cu loot dist, m-a pus sa scap arma sa zic ceva de genul /rfdkejrk3 si sa o iau. El statea la distanta, cica nu avea cum sa mi-o ia, iar apoi iese si imi zice keep trying. Arma cucu. Pana la urma ii sunt recunoscator, pentru ca eu cu duale nu puteam sa omor un guard, iar cu sabie si scut da. :D Asta a fost cam al 2lea meu noobism clar. Primul a fost cu clasele, lvl 52 orc fighter, nu stiam de ce imi tot anula skill-urile, come back at 40, 52, etc.

[MisterDevil]

bleah ... de cand ma stiu o singura data am ramas cu contul "spart" pe vremea cand muream dupa un damascus mama ei de sabie ca greu mai picase recipa luase hackeru vietii 500+ cokes ((((

[Animosity]

sa "reparat" dexu ? ma gandesc sami mut catrafusele la voi can i play in peace ?

care e atmosfera pe Wrath ? nu cred ca am stomac de LR Dex :-< @_@ mintitima frumos

[MisterDevil]

dex e viata

dex e moartea

:)

[andix3x]

bleah ... de cand ma stiu o singura data am ramas cu contul "spart" pe vremea cand muream dupa un damascus mama ei de sabie ca greu mai picase recipa luase hackeru vietii 500+ cokes ((((

Un prieten de al meu a pierdut sop`urile intregului clan .vreo 10k ..poate chiar mai mult....Cum?? A lasat PC deschis acasa cand el era la servici...a venit unu si a schimbat ....Desi stie cine a fost la el in ziua aia nu ii vine sa creada ca a facut ala asa ceva ...

@silentR Ziceai tu de nsite playeri tari...d3r3k , soulreaper..am cautat peste tot si nu am gasit un filmulet cu ei ...can you help me ??

O prezentare argumentata a fenomenului de a fi noob

A. INTRO

I. What is this?

This guide is designed to give you a better understanding of what a noob is, how to recognize them, some details about them, and how to avoid or get rid of them. It mostly applies to online forums, which are the main targets of migrating noobs.

II. Defining ?Noob?

Contrary to the belief of many, a noob/n00b and a newbie/newb are not the same thing. Newbs are those who are new to some task* and are very beginner at it, possibly a little overconfident about it, but they are willing to learn and fix their errors to move out of that stage. Noobs, on the other hand, know little and have no will to learn any more. They expect people to do the work for them and then expect to get praised about it, and make up a unique species of their own. It is the latter we will study in this guide so that the reader is prepared to encounter them in the wild if needed.

Noobs are often referred to as n00bs as a sign of disrespect toward them, and it?s often hella funny, but I will refer to them as noobs during this reading.

* Usually the topic at hand on an internet forum.

B. COMMON NOOB CHARACTERISTICS

I. Noobish

Often, but not always, noobs will attempt to communicate in their own primitive language, known as noobish. It is a variant of the hacker language that exposes them as having little intelligence or will to learn. Here is an example of some noobish. Do not attempt to comprehend it: it cannot be discerned without professionals at hand.

stFU /\/\an, i r teh r0xx0rz liek emin3m, u cna go tO EHLL OR ATLE4St help m3 wit hthIS!!111!!!!!!!1~~1!!“!! LOLLOLOLLOLOLlOoLLOlollLLl u n00b

Although you may find this unbelievably funny and/or annoying, it is best to restrain yourself and keep from talking back to them, as they are very territorial and easily angered. This will result in their attempted verbal abuse of you, possibly backed up by other noobs, because they work in packs when doing offensive tasks. It is not an easy task to learn this language because our intelligent accent will keep it from sounding quite right when spoken. You can write some simple noobish of your own, however, by slamming your face into your keyboard repeatedly.

II. Where to find noobs

On the internet, noobs make their colonies on forums. They migrate in waves, usually on weekends, and proceed to clog up bandwidth with stupid questions and sometimes even stupid answers. If you happen to be unfortunate enough to be on a board large enough to attract migrating noobs, there will hopefully be authority in charge who is smart enough to take extermination measures before they can make nests and larger colonies.

Larger colonies can result in the mutation of some into spammers. Not commercial spammers, but pointless spammers. A noob can become one of these at any point, but the larger the amount of noobs, the more chance pointless spammers will appear.

Off the internet, noobs appear anywhere the focus is on learning or discussing something specific.

III. Behavior of noobs

Since noobs are basically ignorant bastards, they have a lot in common. The most often seen characteristic is their fluency in noobish, which is why it got its own section. They will also be very self confident as if they were the absolute best at what they are in fact the worst at. Also, they are quite agressive and self-centered, and tend to laugh a lot using many L?s and O?s in rapid sucession (the noobish word for laughing like an ultimate retard).

It is their instinct to assemble in packs for defense, and they often attempt to organize packs that they call teams. Unfortunately for them, teams usually result in a total loss of communication and they can often begin to fight amongst each other. These teams are quite unlike those formed by non-noobs.

Noobs have difficulty reading english and cannot comprehend the idea of authority. Therefore, they have an all-out disregard for rules, basic or not. A good way to identify a noob (bad) vs. a newb (good) is to tell them (or have an authority tell them) which rule they are unknowingly breaking. If they respond with an apology and fix it, they are probably not a noob. If they react by insulting everything around them in rapid noobish and causing general mayhem, it is because they are a noob and have had a small seizure due to their inability to understand what is happening.

IV. Noob religion

Noobs follow a variation of the 1337 (sometimes 7331) religion, in which they worship the number in odd rituals and put altars in their forum avatars and signatures. They often call themselves 1337, which experts say is somewhat like calling themselves godly in a human language. It?s best to not interfere with their religious fantasies and practices because that can lead to a noob uprising, which can turn a forum to mush in less than a week.

V. More about noob habitats

Noobs often attempt to maintain their own web pages. Some common features of these lairs are a terrible lack of content, background music, lots of pointless animated gifs, and pages that say some variation of ?tHEir isnothinG H34r yEtt LOLLOLOL!111!1!!~~~!!`! 13371337′, which means ?Nothing here yet? in noobish. They will also have large, seemingly infinite marquees of 88X31 affiliate buttons replaced with red X?s scattered here and there, and possibly a hit counter showing a number less than 100. These habitats are numerous but fairly easy to avoid because only noobs link to them. So if you can identify a noob, don?t go to its homepage. Simple as that.

C. AVOIDING NOOBS

I. Make sure you aren?t one

Note: This section is bilingual so even noobs can make the discovery if they haven?t already.

English (T4lk)-

Read the above parts of this guide carefully. If you find yourself unable to comprehend any of it but are instead beginning to think about how great you are and how awesome ?teh 1337′ is, you might want to take one of the many available online quizzes to check your noobancy.

Noobish (133713371337)-

Liek, u gott4 re3D teh gudieCAREFUl1y and tehn OMG LIEK I AM R0XX0RZ ya anD ify 0u turn into teh reTARDED u gota go 2 MY WEBP4GE LOLLOLOL!!111~11 ad check 4 warez n stfuu. if u r a n00b go2HELL LOLLOLOlROFLMFAO11!!!11!!!! a/s/l pos gtg n00b suxx0rz ur b0xx0rz OLOOOLOLLLL HELP HELP HELP 1337133713371337

II. Major noob avoiding strategies

The main factor in attracting migrating herds of noobs is a large, active forum. If you find one of these, look to see if it has the management to avoid noob infestation. If not, look for a small or mid-sized forum that covers the same topic so you can enjoy your time there before the noobs find it.

Another way to keep noobs from interfering with your life is to become part of the authority on one of these forums. But that?s often hard to do so you?ll probably be better off avoiding larger forums first off. If you do manage to become part of the authority, however, take full advantage of it and establish extermination policies so that normal people can have a nice time without noob infestations.

D. SUBSPECIES

I. Adam

Noobs, like any species, evolve, devolve, and mutate. Occasionally, unusual breeds of noob will appear here and there. One in particular is worth mentioning.

For those of you visiting from the GMC, you?ll know that Adam is a disturbingly antisocial and racist user with radically strange opinions who lingers around the (programming) forum without actually programming anything himself. Immortal has been kind enough to compile a couple pages of direct quotes from him.

negative0.net/eagle/adam/adamquotes.html

negative0.net/eagle/adam/adam.html

Edit: These pages don?t work anymore? They?ve moved.

Other quotes that have been lost among old forum files were the incident where he threatened to move into my neighborhood and build a snowman on me, also calling me a mother glover and a pillow-fluff eater in the process, and the time where he told someone he?d call president bush and have him burn down england. Under none of these circumstances was he joking in any way. Adam, undoubtedly, is a species of his own, with ancestry in the noob family, and possibly with some nun and nazi heritage also. No other sighting of this species has occured, to my knowledge.

Imi pare rau ca am ocupat jumatate de pagina...Sper ca v-a placut :) :)

[Animosity]

dex e viata

dex e moartea

:)

banuiesc ca voi sunteti din aia hardcore si jucati pe lowrate :-<

any1 be interesting in having a newb on serv ... dar cu destula L2 exp ?'

e acel om ce intra intr`un clan pentru un item .. nu pentru oameni, acel om care e atat de josnic incat si-ar "dona" arma de pe el in speranta ca ajugne undeva

IR not this kind of mofo i usually play 3 chars ... my main (wtv i choose) suportclass pt clan (daka am) si dorf spoiler to make cash $_$

[MisterDevil]

well eu = one man army

dar e mai placut pe low rate :> ... incearca si tu .. si stai relax .. lvl 80 e inevitabil atat timp cat joci :P

[Nagasaky]

Ma sa dea dracu de nu mor de foame cu spoilerul . Greu greu cu SoP-urile . Nush cum dracu de numai pe langa le dau cu charurile .