Romania

[Qui-Gon Jinn]

Romania

PS:

Dragostea din tei is NOT the National Anthem of Romania, but of Moldova.

merita citit. e mortal!

edit:

Ciordeala is the noun for the verb "a ciordi" which means to steal, to jack. Ciordeala is a national sport practiced every day and every night, it involves more than 99% of the Romanian people. There are various forms for "ciordeala" and those who don't practice "ciordeala" practice for sure other sports like "manareala":

[LeNaRiO*PO]

Ha ha ha qui-gon e tare rau ! GG !

[Qui-Gon Jinn]

va zic sincer ca merita citit

Vanghelie "which is"(i.e:"care este")

This sooted Eminescu of Bucharest is well known throughout the country as being the mayor of the 5th sector of the capital...just kidding...actually he is known for his disputable control of the Romanian language. As if it weren't enough that he abusively uses "care este"(i.e.:"which is") in every phraze his 2 shortcircuited neurons can produce, he also made a fool of himself..wait, a bigger fool of himself on a national TV show, where he couldn't conjugate the verb "to be". He "are" an influential figure, "which is" a respected addition to the Romanian wall of "lack of school" shame.

:lol:

[Joop]

omg e prea tare :rofl1:

[Qui-Gon Jinn]

Orasul Galati

Galati

A nice and interesting town. This is "orasul smecheriei. It is the biggest city of Romania, full of flowers and girls (a.k.a. p***e). Men from Galati are kidnaped by the girls and their di**s are sucked.

The nice girls from galati get their name from the bulky aspect of their vagina. It is well known that 'galetence', the Romanian for the Galati femele folk, derives from the word 'galeata', which means bucket( the main property of the bucket is that it has a wide opening), and not from the name of the city( that is just a cover-up)

so true !

PS: Ciudat cum lucrurile cu adevarat interesante nu sunt privite din simplul fapt ca sunt de citit si nu de vizionat sau ascultat :whistle:

EDIT: si mai sunt si alte chestii misto, cum ar fi Europe middle earth :lol:

[Uzur]

The second meaning: Dacia is not a car.It's SUPER CAR ! Some may argue that it has an engine, four wheels, it makes funny driving noises and can actually move. Experts however concluded that it is not a car of our time. It's a car of future ! It was prooved that it works for over 30 years the same (noisy) way it worked when it was new! You won't find such a long-lasting car nowhere in the world!! It was created during the Communist regime in Romania, to serve in the army of the Dark Sith Ceausescu.

[PrinceOfPersia]

ce tare :rofl1:

Jiji, aka "Berbecali din Pipera", a natural born sheepherder, has grown on the outskirts of Bucharest in a small community of apes (Pipera) where the men are men and the sheep are scared. He was raised by a couple of irrascible wolves which made him a very strong and heavily cultural man. Thus, the first three letters of the alphabet are no longer mystery to him! He has little to say but when he says it.... he repeats the same words 2-3 times so it appears that he has said a lot. "Bah-bah-bah bah, baiatule!" is his most common expression which means "Good morning and nice to meet you!". He likes to brag a lot and usually does this off the top of his car (a Maybach - obviously, also called by his animal family a "OayBach", translated for Jiji, a "SheepBach"). Jiji hates television. He hates television when he is not on. Therefore he recently has bought Dan Diaconescu Direct - an ever uprising promise of TV talent.

He is also known for his bravery as he is called Light Warrior (Razboinicul Luminii) although we know too little of his big victories. We do know that his right arm and the one in touch with his "pu**" (his money, of course), someone called MM (short for "Mo**ii m**ii" which is a known incantation for releasing pure evil) said that Jiji might be Robin Hood reincarnated, thus explaining his exceptional care for the poor and for sheep, also explaining his hatred for the richer, smarter and the more cunning people than him. Archeologists havew found a spear that Jiji used to straighten the front fender of his Maybach when his exquisite driving skills let him down and Dan Voiculescu, his girlfriend, loves to watch. We know that at the age of 12 he became the first man that can milk a goat in under 12 seconds and the goat doesn't mind. That was just the begining. After that followed a long line of records: first man ever to screw the entire Romanian army in real-estates; first man to have sold a single square meter of land for the price of 100; first man to get Basescu dead drunk and promised clemency regarding his fiscal crimes;

To be noted, his greatest record in life was being the most idiot person in Romania who payed the government a $15 million debt with a desk and a broken computer.

An everliving legend, a true hero of the Romanian nation, a healer by definition, Jiji's most outstanding qualities recommend him for.... well... nothing....

[Gîl Ereb]

Another highly religious expression is <'tulai Doamne!>

omgz :rofl1: :rofl1: :rofl1:

[bunny]

It is the biggest city of Romania, full of flowers and girls (a.k.a. p***e). Men from Galati are kidnaped by the girls and their di**s are sucked.

mult prea tare :rofl1::rofl1::rofl1:

Andreea Marin

She is the most stupid , arrogant and dull woman of all. She makes you barf.

She likes to show what she doesn't have: her tits. And her intelligence.

=))

[Animosity]

tare faza.....dar veche...prin martie am dat de site asta prima oara :)