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[MontBlank]

Nu am stat sa traduc acum tot, ca in romana suna ca dracu. Enjoy !

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It has been brought to management's attention that some individuals

throughout the company have been using foul language during the

course of normal conversation with their co-workers. Due to complaints

received from some employees who may be easily offended, this type of

language will no longer be tolerated.

We do, however, realize the critical importance of being able to

accurately express your feelings when communicating with co-workers.

Therefore, a list of 18 New and Innovative "TRY SAYING" phrases have

been provided so that proper exchange of ideas and information can

continue in an effective manner.

1)

TRY SAYING: I think you could use more training.

INSTEAD OF: You don't know what the f*** you're doing.

2)

TRY SAYING: She's an aggressive go-getter.

INSTEAD OF: She's a f***ing bit**.

3)

TRY SAYING: Perhaps I can work late.

INSTEAD OF: And when the f*** do you expect me to do this?

4)

TRY SAYING: I'm certain that isn't feasible.

INSTEAD OF: No f***ing way.

5)

TRY SAYING: Really?

INSTEAD OF: You've got to be sh***ing me!

6)

TRY SAYING: Perhaps you should check with...

INSTEAD OF: Tell someone who gives a sh**.

7)

TRY SAYING: I wasn't involved in the project.

INSTEAD OF: It's not my f***ing problem.

8)

TRY SAYING: That's interesting.

INSTEAD OF: What the f***?

9)

TRY SAYING: I'm not sure this can be implemented.

INSTEAD OF: This sh** won't work.

10)

TRY SAYING: I'll try to schedule that.

INSTEAD OF: Why the f*** didn't you tell me sooner?

11)

TRY SAYING: He's not familiar with the issues.

INSTEAD OF: He's got his head up his a**.

12)

TRY SAYING: Excuse me, sir?

INSTEAD OF: Eat sh** and die.

13)

TRY SAYING: So you weren't happy with it?

INSTEAD OF: Kiss my a**.

14)

TRY SAYING: I'm a bit overloaded at the moment.

INSTEAD OF: F** it, I'm on salary.

15)

TRY SAYING: I don't think you understand.

INSTEAD OF: Shove it up your a**.

16)

TRY SAYING: I love a challenge.

INSTEAD OF: This f***ing job sucks.

17)

TRY SAYING: You want me to take care of that?

INSTEAD OF: Who the f*** died and made you boss?

18)

TRY SAYING: He's somewhat insensitive.

INSTEAD OF: He's a pr*ck.

Thank You,

Human Resources

[PrinceOfPersia]

ce tare :rofl1: :rofl1:

[frankie]

Nice ^_^

[noghri]

...da...prea tare faza..mult prea tare... :rofl1:

[Fane Spoitoru]

Super tare :D GJ MontBlank

[sw | SN!persd@y]

TRY SAYING: I'm a bit overloaded at the moment.

INSTEAD OF: F** it, I'm on salary.

asta am zis si eu asta vara :D

[ratseloP]

nice mont e rofl mare

[frankie]

TRY SAYING: You want me to take care of that?

INSTEAD OF: Who the f*** died and made you boss?

Mie asta imi place :)

[The Connection]

de fiecare cand citesc asta mor de ras :

12)

TRY SAYING: Excuse me, sir?

INSTEAD OF: Eat sh** and die.

ba nu mai pot serios =)0