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Ce se intampla daca nu mulgi vaca?


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#1 OFFLINE   SeBi

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Posted 12 January 2007 - 23:20

Desi pare cam dubios...am si eu o curiozitate...neavand vaca nici macar la bunici....ma intreb ce se intampla daca nu mulgi vaca cand nu e gestanta si cand nu are vitel care sa suga...adica daca nu o mulgi 7 zile sa zicem? Moare? Am cautat ceva de genul asta pe google dar nu am gasit. Va rog nu postati porcarii!

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Posted 12 January 2007 - 23:24

daca nu o mulgi vreo 2-3 zile cred ca moare. stiu ca avea bunicul meu si era obligat/fortat sa o mulga si dimineata si seara.

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Posted 12 January 2007 - 23:30

eu stiu k isi pierde laptele, se imbolnaveste...

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Posted 12 January 2007 - 23:31

Pai o femeie gestanta moare daca nu o mulgi? laugh.gif

#5 OFFLINE   SeBi

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Posted 12 January 2007 - 23:32

ce promti sunteti....pai...nu stiu...de-asta am intrebat...stiu si eu ca se mulge si dimineata si seara...dar...

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Posted 12 January 2007 - 23:33

Din cate stiu eu se imbolnaveste.

#7 OFFLINE   Sequenz 31

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Posted 12 January 2007 - 23:37

se imbolnaveste smile.gif dak` nu o mulgi zilnik de 2 ori tongue.gif
fara sto' tongue.gif

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Posted 12 January 2007 - 23:37

stiam ca incepe sai curga laptele. vacile parca se obisnuiesc cu un anumit orar... la o anumita ora trebuie sa o mulgi

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Posted 12 January 2007 - 23:38

Daca nu o mulgi de 2 ori pe zi, se umfla ulgerele si incepe sa curga laptele, si normal, se imbolnaveste vaca ! biggrin.gif

#10 OFFLINE   WaH ^ MaTuX

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Posted 12 January 2007 - 23:39

CITAT(Valek_Strat @ Jan 12 2007, 23:31)

Pai o femeie gestanta moare daca nu o mulgi? laugh.gif


Off: omg esty penal ceuameni.gif
On: cred ca moare dontknow.gif

#11 OFFLINE   sefu_bancii

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Posted 12 January 2007 - 23:44

hai ca va lamuresc eu cica :
eu: Mami ce se intampla daca nu mulgi vaca?
Mama : Se mulge ea singura
eu: Htf blink.gif ?
Mama : "simplu ii curge laptele din tzatze"


#12 OFFLINE   Valek

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Posted 12 January 2007 - 23:45

CITAT(MaTuX @ Jan 12 2007, 22:39)

Off: omg esty penal ceuameni.gif


Si tu.

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Pai si cand omul nu mulgea vacile?


#13 OFFLINE   ANdy5

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Posted 12 January 2007 - 23:49

CITAT(sefu_bancii @ Jan 12 2007, 22:44)

hai ca va lamuresc eu cica :
eu: Mami ce se intampla daca nu mulgi vaca?
Mama : Se mulge ea singura
eu: Htf blink.gif ?
Mama : "simplu ii curge laptele din tzatze"



foarte original rofl1.gif

on : ^ are dreptate doar i`a zis maicasa biggrin.gif (no offence nu te jignesc mi se pare amuzant dialogu tongue.gif )

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Posted 12 January 2007 - 23:55

CITAT(Valek_Strat @ Jan 12 2007, 22:31)

Pai o femeie gestanta moare daca nu o mulgi? laugh.gif


gestanta= insarcinata
tin sa mentionez ca lactatia porneste dupa nastere, asa ca ce zici tu e imposibil

documenteaza-te, apoi posteaza...

#15 OFFLINE   Giovanni

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Posted 12 January 2007 - 23:55

Sunteti penali, intrebati orice tzaran/vacar si o sa va raspunda.



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Posted 13 January 2007 - 00:06

Daca nu o mulgi isi pierde laptele !

@MaTuX frumos avatar dry.gif ms ca m-ai intrebat si pe mine cand l-ai pus

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Posted 13 January 2007 - 00:07

doamne ce topicuri va mai trece prin cap

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Posted 13 January 2007 - 00:07

umh eu asa stiu ca sau i se rupe ugeru sau i se intareste in tate si i se fac noduli nus-ce ... oricum nu e bine

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Posted 13 January 2007 - 00:09

CITAT(petraru @ Jan 12 2007, 23:07)

doamne ce topicuri va mai trece prin cap

Decat sa faci posturi aiurea, mai bine dute pe la scoala sa inveti acordurile ! icon_thumright.gif
Oricum mersi de portia de ras din seara asta ! 24.gif "ce topicuri va mai TRECE prin cap" 24.gif rofl1.gif rofl1.gif

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Posted 13 January 2007 - 00:10

...practic, vacile sunt dependente de oameni?

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Posted 13 January 2007 - 00:10

Kre are o vaca si e dispus sa incerce, sa o filmeze si sa puna filmul aici, sa vedem si noi.

PS: Cica se imbolnaveste

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Posted 13 January 2007 - 00:11

CITAT(andypopa @ Jan 12 2007, 23:10) View Post

...practic, vacile sunt dependente de oameni?

Ceva de genu ! smile.gif
Acuma creka am inteles de ce nu sunt vaci in salbaticie ! biggrin.gif

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Posted 13 January 2007 - 00:12

CITAT(ANdy5 @ Jan 12 2007, 22:49) View Post

foarte original rofl1.gif

on : ^ are dreptate doar i`a zis maicasa biggrin.gif (no offence nu te jignesc mi se pare amuzant dialogu tongue.gif )


np si eu m-am amuzat cand am vbit cu mama 24.gif

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Posted 13 January 2007 - 00:17

Sa gandim logic.

Ugerul are niste terminatii ca niste degete ce au o gaura in capat, da? Ei bine, ugerele se umplu daca vaca nu e mulsa mai mult timp, presiunea care se exercita asupra acelor terminatii(cu gauri cu tot) fiind tot mai mare. Incercati si voi cu o manusa, vedeti ce se intampla cand e prea mare presiunea din interior... pusca manusa sau elimina pe gaura?

De murit clar nu moare, ugerul nu are functie vitala, de imbolnavit ce pare mai credibil. O sa il intreb pe bunicu-meu

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Posted 13 January 2007 - 00:19

Deci daia vacile Milka sunt asa fericite :-?




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